[ddxbovMQ]

Now there is a really dumb idea.

A man who wears tights is a man who stuffs tights, let it be known.

Women still get horny if you put a sock in your pants or if it's all you. But if he really is big he won't have to worry about letting her down.

[enactolaelant]

Look, we don't know that for sure....Just trying to be positive here....

Yeah! He could end up like Allen Harper(Jon Cryer) from Two and a Half Men, Tied to the bed, in women's lingerie, while a woman steals his clothes.

Or dressing up in his mother's dress while the woman steals his clothes and his brother's Mercedes.

ACK!

[codespokerbonus]

Woman told me she likes me. WHAT DO? NOW!!!

Have her checked for a concussion?

ACK!

[saerensenatljn]

Martin Sheen will always be the greater Sheen.

Die in a fire.

[Beriilosal]

oops d/p

[sbrscnds]

[Deengealf]

Proceeding on the assumption that this is a real sincere person, and not a comment on some blog saying "OMG AlBSure U R so kewl I would luv 2 meet U 4 sex chat me at RussianTrannySexChat.ru"...this is really pretty much a no-lose situation. If you scare her off (provided you're not so scary she files a police report or something), well, the fish flopped right into your boat so what the hell. Stay as calm as you can and relate to her as you would to any other human being--okay, not exactly, but I can't describe the subtle distinctions in speech and posture, so just be friendly and go with the flow. Discard your bizarre misogynist preconceptions, as they have yet to do a damn thing for you. Don't even think about where it's going to lead--dive in and find out. Above all, do not treat it as a chess game or some other weird adversarial thing where she has to be maneuvered by mind games into becoming your sex drone.

[PyncGyncliacy]

Stay as calm as you can and relate to her as you would to any other human being

You do recall you're talking to Albie here, right?

[OwdBKKHO]

She "sent you a message" and so has either your phone or email. You've let 5 hours pass without responded while you check with your Poly friends on how to say "I like you too, when will you be back in town?"

Can't bear this again. It's just too sad.

Will check in and read the thread when it hits 150 posts.

"Behind fake grass by lake with loaded rifle and trainer retriever dog. Healthy-looking duck just flying slowly back and forth for past ten minutes, stopping to rest every thirty seconds. WHAT DO I DO?!"

[durootrium]

Maybe this could be of help to establish the basics:


http://sheldoncooper.org/sheldon-coo...string-theory/

[Vikonbarius]

To follow up - endowment is the only thing Alby has going for him.

He's got the personality of a wax mannequin, the intelligence of a marine, the income of a high school student, and the fashion sense of a time-traveling homosexual who can't find the right decade.

It's time to go nuclear or go home.

[no02rSx2]

Be a man, don't be afraid of consequences. Put yourself out there. No risk, no reward.

Isn't that what a marine would do?

Oh wait...

[SpyRemo]

"Behind fake grass by lake with loaded rifle and trainer retriever dog. Healthy-looking duck just flying slowly back and forth for past ten minutes, stopping to rest every thirty seconds. WHAT DO I DO?!"

Feed it bits of toast, duh.

[Doctor-CTAC]

Al, act the same as you did before she told you she likes you, it seems you act differently after you find out they have interest. Acting differently doesn't work for you.

ACK!

[TessUnsonia]

She doesn't live in Philly.

So not your mother. Is it another female relative ?

A friend of your mother ?

A friend of one of your grandmothers ?

An Avon representative ?

A nun ?

A separatist lesbian ?

Does she work for the C.D.C. ?

[extessarere]

What does stuffing tights mean? Is this some sort of homosexual thing?

If it is, it's news to me.

Wasn't 'Men In Tights' a not terribly amusing Mel Brooks' film ?

A Cuban not very libre-

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