[clubcughSheet]

I've seen National Geographic magazines.

[Unamannuato]

I know.

[Txaizdxx]

He's like the Pope of. . .well the Catholic church really.

[Encannavalf]

nm

[gogFloark]

I had four 12-year old boys spending the night in my house the other weekend.

[ExelePlavisseu]

I talked to my neighbour's kids once when their parents weren't around.

[Worseacar]

I heard Guy is a pediatrician! That's like a patrician who governs the pedoplebians.

This is exactly right.

Patricians who govern pedoplebians also examine children's genitals on a daily basis.

[Ebjjrxrd]

When I was in grammar school, I played doctor with the girl next door.

[AccusaJalsBub]

When I was 15 I saw one of my sister's friends (who was 13?) in a bikini. She was extremely hot; she wanted to become a prostitute though.

JM

So how much did you offer her?

[GeorgeEckland]

I haven't called the cops on you guys yet because i want to read more...

[77rexulceme]

I've been naked in the presence of naked children on a clothing optional beach.

[Angeheade]

We're now going to laugh at you.

[Zs3ZASpA]

If it makes you guys feel better, perhaps I will refer to them as ephebos, but really...

Full grown adults with children?


If you think that's ok, then fk you.



Nye, nobody pretends to be an ephebo just to get a rise out of someone they don't know and have almost no interaction with on the internet. Also, Felch's comment was not solicited.

I'll take people at their word, especially about stuff that noone pretends to be for a joke. Tough sht. And everytime someone questions me about it, I will have those quotes ready. I don't think we should take such statements lightly, or let them slide... especially on a website for a game that kids play. This is not some bar-room and guys who know each other very well; those are not jokes, they are confessions.

[Mboxmaja]

In this case, it's important that everyone knows I was talking about teenage boys. I would never touch a teenage girl; that's just sick.

See, Ecofarm? Just healthy boisterous horseplay.

[iroxmxinau]

When did wrestling with flexible young Japanese men in loincloths become equivalent to sex?

[AgindyMinnife]

Do you really think that someone would paint themselves as chasing young teenagers and perpetuate that narrative without exception - because they think it is funny??

Don't be stupid. Noone does that.

1. Noone wants to pretend to be a pedo.
2. Noone thinks pedo is funny.

[Lebybynctisee]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...%20play%20ball

Absolutely NOBODY jokes about underage sex on the internet. Anybody pretending to joke about it is a pedophile, end of story.

[Indoendris]

Noone Noone Noone

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[KongoSan]

Also "8 To 80, Blind Crippled And Crazy"

[wrefrinny]

He doesn't tell us about his boy-love because it's true (though it is), he tells us about it because it's hilarious.


QFT, especially the part about it all being true. I can't stress that enough.