[somozasayre]

What's wrong with that? Pretty sure honesty is the best policy in a marriage.

It's not a question of honesty, with either my example or Mitt's. It's a question of tact, and if plenty of other people were already saying it that means you don't need to. But please, take some time this week to sincerely and honestly tell a woman you're concerned about her gigantic ballooning ass. And document the results. You could sell videos of it, marketing it as "a funny, modern, social-ineptitude riff on 'Jackass.'"