[HQTheodore]

I'm not. Writing doesn't pay bills, so I'm applying for whatever jobs are available to a person of my limited skillset in the present POS economy. The ad mentioned is a scam offer of a type very common on CL, meant to attract people with my limited skills (only dumber). You reply for a job offer that sounds reasonable enough, and they send you a wave of BS offers trying to get you to, say, go through their credit-report service as a "pre-hiring precaution." There are a number of variants, but they all set off red flags from the very first e-mail. I only posted this one because it's a perfect storm of stupid.