[Saad Khan]

The government is conspiring to conceal alien contact from us. Large, fluffy pink aliens, with a penchant for wearing fluorescent purple boardshorts, are living on earth and doing secret things in a gigantic fluffy pink alien conspiracy. This a gigantic conspiracy within a gigantic conspiracy. This is really big.

[patuvammnogoo]

Lots of people make up "conspiracies". Why can't I make one up?

Anyway, you haven't shared your conspiracy theories.

[BDDkDvgZ]

I am conspiring against you. I've kept most of it "hush, hush", but have let some details slip. You might have noticed some incongruencies in pictures of TCBY yogurt cones for instance. I can't say more here because I'm pretty sure I'm monitoring myself. Just keep your eyes peeled and you'll see the signs everywhere...

(Chrome's dictionary doesn't recognize "incongruencies" as a word, which makes me believe Google is in on the cover-up)

[plaiskegizils]

Also with the passage of the NDAA, american citizens are no longer exempt from assasination nor being held indefinately without evidence in secret courts.

Canuckistan is certainly behind that conspiracy. Once all Americans have beem assassinated, the evil Canucks can expand southward without the inconvenience of bloody conquest and occupation. It is not known whether fluffy pink aliens are involved in this "Greater Canuckistan" conspiracy.

[Alexeryy]

All environmentalists are terrorists.
Banging tiger sticks together keep us safe from tiger attacks. This also works on Tamils.
China is a peaceful democracy with a shining human rights record.

I think these are becoming Canadian government policy soon.