[ResuNezily]

Cheating that little critter in their belly right out of a chance at life

[cemDrymnVem]

Cheating that little critter in their belly right out of a chance at life

How do I reach these kids?

[GtmFeqJJ]

Luongo is a God. Haven't you read the Good book? It says on the first day he made the heavens and the earth and Luongo saw that it was good.

[MineOffedOvex]

Hey Ben, I have physics problems for you. Want to pwn yourself again?

[mikeydesignzinc]

Abortion in the event that the mother was a prostitute raped by BK

Always have to cover the extreme circumstances...

[Spalax]

****, where are those physics threads? Those were golden. You couldn't even ****ing get a speed dimensionally correct.

[RobsShow]

CW:

Doug Flutie was a great quarterback! He once scored a TD, while carrying a box of his flutie flakes and posing for a commercial. Twice. Against the Dolphins.

[SigNeewfoew]

You guys know your just feeding his persecution complex, right? So I'm three days late. Sue me.

[Klorissana]

You guys know your just feeding his persecution complex, right? (It's a catholic/muslim thing)

He was away for months, he should get a reward.

CW:

Doug Flutie was a great quarterback! He once scored a TD, while carrying a box of his flutie flakes and posing for a commercial. Twice. Against the Dolphins.

But he didn't do it while doing cartwheels.

[Yfclciak]

Guynemer's a doctor, whereas you're a crank wannabe physicist/astronomer/math teacher/linguist/hockey expert/football expert/welfare queen. STFU.

[Quiniacab]

Midgets don't do cartwheels silly.

[SypeKifef]

I'll have you know I teach history not math, HC.

[Arbinknit]

Midgets don't do cartwheels silly.

Good to see you acknowledge that he didn't meet the standards of good quarterback.

[Nundduedola]

This is lame as ****, I've got patients to see in the morning. This thread better have at least four pages of bickering and idiocy when I get back tomorrow.

[truck]

What kind of history does Ben teach? US history? World history? Texas history?

[outsitWrord]

History of the Beniverse...?

[syncFisee]

Good, I was worried that Ben might be responsible for something that matters.

[Heliosprime]

I'm still laughing my head off at the colossal chokejob of the Vancouver Canucks.

For those who aren't aware: Ben's chosen team, the Vancouver Canucks, has some of the worst, most arrogant fans in the sporting world. This team has never won a Stanley Cup in its forty year history.

This year, their team was the best in the league in the regular season (by a good margin). Their goalie is Luongo, the highest paid in the league ($10M per season for something like 12 years). They were the "odds-on" favourite to win the cup this year.

They drew the Chicago Blackhawks to play in the first round. Chicago lost their last game of the season, and only got into the playoffs because Dallas lost also. So they backed in... But: Chicago has spanked Vancouver in 08-09, 09-10, eliminating them from the playoffs.

Vancouver won the first 3 games pretty decisively, and needed to win just 1 more to eliminate the Blackhawks and move on to the finals.

As his history fortells, Luongo shits the bed in a clinching game. He loses Game 4 7-2, then they lose Game 5 5-0, and tonight they lost Game 6 4-3. They're 1 game removed from the biggest playoff choke job in NHL history, and one of the biggest in all of the sporting world.

It is an epic, epic thing. I am still laughing.

[wMceqj7F]

The icing on the cake is the Canucks have Captain Choke under contract until 2022.

With a no-trade clause.

Earning $10M/yr.

[sallythetolly]

He also gets it for his acting chops. He's known for faking things and crying.