[Fksxneng]

That's really a stupid thing, isn't it? Wouldn't that suck if they label him habitual and he does hard time for it. OMG, what a dork.

[denyffishh]

Mass rationalization.

[VowJoyday]

I dunno, I've been in a panic because of the lack of clean underpants before, maybe he had a lady friend in similar circumstance? There should be some emergency underpants delivery service.

Some completely useless advice for you Perfs:
Wash them in advance.

[casinobonbone]

Move back home, your Mum will sort everything else for you.
Or get a wife and have her organise the laundry.
You need somebody who can wash stuff if you are having that much trouble with it.

Mum
Wife

[Narcodran]

Move back home, your Mum will sort everything else for you.
Or get a wife and have her organise the laundry.
You need somebody who can wash stuff if you are having that much trouble with it.

Mum
Wife

I dunno if that always works, I mean the panties stealing man's wife/mum/lady friend obviously was deficient in panty management!

[esenesesinas]

Two pages so far and Bugs or someone hasn't come in here and said it's properly spelled 'gaol'?

[Teareerah]

While I am relying on DFG being a though and accurate reporter here, I would say if the dude was a crossdresser DFG would have noticed.

No he would not have. A few weeks ago, Docfeelgood thought a man in drag was a female in a video he posted.

It was an obvious trannie too. So ****ing obvious. Like with an Adam's Melon!

[Sheefeadalfuh]

While I am relying on DFG being a though and accurate reporter here, I would say if the dude was a crossdresser DFG would have noticed.

no, I don't think he was a cross dresser

[vasyasvc]

Hey!!! that was a honest mistake

He didn't choke on a piece of apple. He choked on the WHOLE apple!

[discountviagraman]

It's Perfection's idea so apparently, yes. They listened to him about Giant Death Robots

[SHUSIATULSE]

No, it's not. You're too young to understand.