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Just to be clear - I drive a 520d M Sport



Because I actually said that and was being 100% serious, right? My last car was an Audi.

Anyway, I clearly said white Audis.

There is a clear breakdown of communication here. I thought you'd take my comments in good humour.

Have you got the latest model 5-series? I could get one but there are a couple of things that concern me...

1) If I get the 520d M-sport auto (I want an auto) then I'll have to forgo electric seats and tinted glass to keep in budget.
2) I'm not sure if I want to bump up to a car that big. I don't really need it and it will just be a pain to park more of the time.

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Now now, that's what a ****** would say. Audis aren't really that expensive anyway.

Leasing costs are about the same as a Ford as they have so much better residuals.

You have to admit though, for young blokes, driving an Audi A4 or S3, is akin to walking down the street with your c0ck hanging out.

It's nothing like it! I have never been arrested for driving down the street.