[shinesw]

They're more like the bible... numerous and contradictory. If they were literal, we wouldn't need lawyers or judges.

Certain legal documents like the Constitution are open to interpretation, but most laws are written in dry, concrete language with endless provisos and definitions. Vague and imprecise language are usually avoided. That's not to say poorly written laws don't exist, but most lawmakers strive to craft air-tight legislation with little wiggle room.