[xsexymasterix]

Absolute Zero: The temperature at which all atomic motion stops and kids in Newcastle put on a second T-Shirt.

Newcastle is also a long term psychological experiment by the English. When drunk Scotts venture over the border, they arrive at Newcastle, take one look around and promptly feck off back home.

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So, so true.

I always love watching those Geordie morons at Football games in the middle of winter, -10C with their 'Special Brew' beer bellies out.

Pure class.