[SDorothy28]

Apparently he's just gone into a petrol station and told everyone to fill up their cars with petrol and then payed for it all.

This also goes for the times he's just randomly given out stuff to people, had a shitload of cash in his car, got stopped and asked by a copper why he had so much cash on him, and replied, 'because I can'.

Pays for 24 tramps to stay in a Hilton hotel. And also sets off fireworks in his rented house's bathroom.

In other news, he was apparently seen healing people of AIDs in Lourdes [rofl]

[pMJWFoAWD]

I think it's been comprehensively covered that one of his ******** mates set the fireworks off in his bathroom. As for the rest; he's nuts, but in the best possible way. Instead of being in the papers for raping girls, bar fights and racist incidents he's in the papers for being generous and mocking himself. I like him a lot.

[Dogxzysl]

Indeed, I quite like him, he's a character alright and football would be a bit more boring without him.

Also a bloody good player, shame he doesn't play for Liverpool really!

[SannyGlow]

Also a bloody good player, shame he doesn't play for Liverpool really!

Nah, we don't need him. We've got Carroll. [rolleyes]

[Scukonaher]

Nah, we don't need him. We've got Carroll. [rolleyes]

He's still scored more goals than Torres this season, we should be thankful for small mercies...

[zabiqapara]

Nah, we don't need him. We've got Carroll. [rolleyes]

We certainly have, although if anyone is willing to offer us a reasonable fee, say a couple of Pot Noodles and a pack of hob nobs, I'll drive him there myself.