[xtrupoke]

A friend stumbled into the fire-pît while drunk. I advise against this.

Don't drink anything if you are a DD.

The amount of beer required to move up increases as the base value goes down, until you hit the magic beer after which some random grandmother resembles Rachel Welch.

I do some of my best posting after 8 or 10 beer. My spelling improves up to a point, and then I really get on Kuci's nerves. Some of my best moments are drinking beer and arguing about subjects I don't know much about.