[Senasivar]

1) Why do men continually offer solutions and give advice
As in unwanted advice? Well, if I see someone in need of help, I might try to lend a hand.

2) Why do men keep flicking through the channels with the remote control ?
We absorb information at a must faster rate than women. We also loose it more quickly too.

3) Why won't men stop and ask for directions ?
We all have a specific generical notion of were we are. We don't get lost, we just wonder about.

4) Why do men insist on leaving the toilet seat up ?
Different genders, different equipment. Besides, it helps us develop a better eye-hand coordination. (oh, my... I think I went too far with this one)

5) Why do men make such a fuss about going shopping ?
I don't mind buying itens that I find useful... like the new Radiohead album or a Phillips screwdriver kit.

6) Why do men have such distgusting personal habits ? (=farting)
Oh yeah... like that doesn't happen in the female side of the human family. Some people find it funny, I guess...

7) Why do men like gross jokes ?
...err I don't see why men are the only one that might enjoy a gross joke.