[Nypbscao]

Well, I was gonna list some but I think bridges cut and pasted the whole freakin' book

[Mjypksun]

"I didn't come here to lay up!" Tin Cup

[tuszit]

"FORE"

"I swear, I saw it down RIGHT HERE"

[Henldyhl]

The better I play, the luckier I get.- Gary Player

[legal-advicer]

"This is for Venturi in the booth thinking I should lay up"
"Yeah what does he know, he only won the Open before you were born"

-Tin Cup

[primaveraloler]

Found my quote book...

"I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced" -Miller Barber

"For most amateurs, the best wood in the bag is the pencil" -Chi Chi Rodriguez

"Being a left-handed golfer is a big advantage. No one knows enough about your swing to mess you up with advice" -Bob Charles

"I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them" -Harry Toscano

"If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't waste energy going back to pick it up" - Tommy Bolt

(in a high-pitched voice) "Somebody's cloooooser!" -Happy Gilmore




And here's a few of my own quotes...

"That's why they're sold by the dozen!" (said after losing a ball)

"I was only 3 over par, but then I played the second hole"

"Leave the headcover on next time- it'll help prevent those sky marks on your driver"

"He drives a cart like he's qualifying for the Hacker 500"

"They're special left-handed balls, designed to spin backwards"

"Give it up. Just put it in an envelope and mail it to the green. It'll get there faster"

"The first time I saw one of those SMART cars I thought it was a winter golf cart"

I have more, but most are R-Rated...

[chelviweeme]

"You can talk to a fade, but a hook won't listen."

-Lee Trevino

[Jxlacvio]

See my tag line:

That's a great one an so very very true

[ElisasAUG]

Q? hey Seve, how in the world did you four putt the fifth?
A- I putt, I putt, I putt, I hole it!


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[Sandra_18X]

Golf is 90% mental, 9% physical, and 1% luck.

Golf is the only activity you can do where you can have a good time and want to kill yourself simultaneously.