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Old 05-13-2012, 07:08 PM   #1
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Fun topic. My friend teeing off on 18 had been struggling off and on all day with pullduckhooks really low diving ugly shots. Well about 30 yards to the left of the tee box and 40 yards out is a metal power box. He tees off line drive snap hook into the power box and it comes right back to his feet. He hits again .... and it smashes the power box again and goes flying off somewhere . We tell him that deserves a Mulligan as it was quite impressive. He retees and instant replay right into that power box .... we lost it far and away the funniest and most impressive worst shots I've seen lol

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Old 05-13-2012, 07:23 PM   #2
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I was playing my favorite course. Wet, rainy day and we had joined up with two old men. Hilarious guys in there own right, but I hit a chip shot that took the cake. You know how you sometimes hit the ball twice on accident? Well, I took that a step further: I hit the ball three times in one swing. I looked over, and my partners are just rolling.
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Old 05-20-2012, 07:56 PM   #3
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This happened during yesterday's round: We had fallen a little behind the group in front of us, so as we were approaching our tee shots on the 5th hole, the group ahead was already teeing off on the 6th. The 6th hole is a par 3 that isn't quite parallel to the 5th, but the 5th green is a little below and to the right of the 6th tee.

My tee shot was only about 110 yards from the 5th green, and as I'm walking up I see a ball rolling across the green and into the cup! One of the guys on the 6th hole had sliced/shanked his tee shot into the trees and it made a beeline for the 5th hole! From the angle of the ball, I was not initially sure it had even come from their tee....like maybe someone was practicing their chip shots or something. But, sure enough, one of the guys from the group ahead appeared on the green and waived at us, and then started looking around for his ball. I let him search for a few seconds, and then I yelled "Its in the hole!" He must have thought I was doing a bad Bill Murray impersonation, because he kind of shook his head, and then finally said "Are you serious?"

I said I was serious, so he gingerly walked over to the hole and peeked in. Then he reached down and pulled up his ball, and we all yelled "Hole-in-One!!!"
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Old 09-21-2012, 09:45 AM   #4
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I hit a heron right in the head punching out from under a a tree in Florida last year.
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Old 09-21-2012, 10:13 AM   #5
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At a company social club Texas Scramble a few years ago it was sprinkling on and off but not really raining. My group had three other guys that golfed regularly and we were all playing well that day. I forgot my golf shoes at home that day and just wore my street shoes instead. All was good till we got to a par three #17 if I remember right anyway I was right between clubs. The other guys hit first and had the pin surrounded.
I had taken the lesser of two clubs and swung hard. The last thing I saw as my feet came out from under me was the club shaft coming toward my head. Once I got up and cleaned myself off and everyone stopped laughing (including me) we headed to the green. Where we had another good laugh as my ball was closest to the hole, inside a foot.
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Old 09-21-2012, 11:20 AM   #6
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I was playing a local course with two close friends, the third hole is a short par 3, 100 yds from the tee, the pin is about centre of the green, 10yds on. I get my tee shot on the green, first friend sends his off right side of the green. 2nd friend hits a beautiful high PW which we know is just going to drop dead on the green. Its bang on line and ricochets of the flagstick, back off the front of the green and 20 yds back down a slope to the cart path, from hero to zero, think he finished with a 5
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Old 09-21-2012, 11:26 AM   #7
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A few years back my good friend and I were playing a round shortly after there had been a rain storm and the course was a fairly muddy mess. We are on a Par 5 tee box and while waiting to tee off he tried to mimic a smooth practice swing, unfortunately he hit it fat and launched a muddy divot basically into my face. I literally had grass clumps on my glasses between my eyes and mud all over me. I had to laugh but told him that "while it may not happen today, karma was going to strike him back, and when it does he will remember this day". So we tee off and as we start to head down the fairway I hear a funny sound and look up to see my buddy slip on some mud and land in a heap in the biggest mud puddle on the course! As he picked his arse up I said to him "looks like karma couldn't wait".
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Old 09-21-2012, 01:31 PM   #8
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I had a pretty funny one just last week. We started on the back, so make the turn to number one, and I've fought the hard lefts all day. There is a road on the left of one, and the driving range over the road. I've been know to make the range on more than one occasion, so the jokes start flying. As my turn comes up, there is traffic on the road, so we have to wait for the cars, and the jokes are really coming now. And sure enough, I nuke my shot left, and we see it bounce in the road. It goes down the road a long ways, and looks like it bounces off something, and comes back a bit to the right. I hit a provisional that gets tangled in some trees, punch out, hit it in the greenside bunker, and walk over to the ob fence and look for my first ball. It actually came back into play just on the good side of the fence, 70 yards from the green. Pretty scuffed up, but I was able to get a club on it, and save a bogey.
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Old 09-21-2012, 04:12 PM   #9
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I hit a heron right in the head punching out from under a a tree in Florida last year.
that's nothing. One time I nailed a bird in midair with my driver while I was on the driving range
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Old 09-21-2012, 05:50 PM   #10
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Happened to me about 2 years ago. We strapped 3 bags to a buggy and I walked but half way round was a steep hill so I jumped in the buggy. We drove past one of the lads ball so the lad driving done a shape U-turn and you guessed it I went flying out of the buggy tumbled a few times and rolled down the hill. Laughed for about 2 holes after.
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Old 09-21-2012, 06:08 PM   #11
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What's your most hilarious golf moment?

Mine was on the 7th hole of my home course, the state police stations is over the fence on the right and it has an external garage closest to the course. One of the first times I went golfing, I stood on the tee box, sliced the ball hard right and hit the garage door dead on. The sound was so loud and deafening I was convinced that the swat team was going to come out looking for someone, I was so embarrassed but I could not stop laughing. They must have not thought too hard when they built the station right off of the course on the slicers side! To this day i hit a 5 wood and aim left so it won't happen again.

Luckily no one got hurt but it is still the funniest moment for me in golf. What are your most hilarious moments in golf?

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Old 09-21-2012, 06:14 PM   #12
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My buddy and I stopped at the turn for beverages and food. He was up next on the tee and put his hot dog on the dashboard of the open air cart. He was on the tee when a crow swooped down from a tree and perched himself on the front of the cart, where he grabbed the dog from the bun. I yelled "hey bird!", my friend turned and saw the bird stealing his dog and ran back toward the cart yelling something like "AAAWWWW!!!", club in hand being mindlessly flaileded about as if it were a real threat to anything. The crow took the the dog and flew up to a tree limb, ate it then started mocking him with a loud and obnoxious "CAW!". My friend stood there bumfounded then hit his driver OB right. Classic.
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Old 09-21-2012, 06:45 PM   #13
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This one is kind of more stupid than funny, but it happened this year. Me and my friend were playing a new course and came to a par 3. My friend didn't believe the yardage and so he took a club that was 2-3 more than what I was planning to hit. He hit a terrible and pretty chunky shot, but we watched as it bumped and rolled through rough, popped over a bunker, and ended up 15 feet from the hole. We just stared at each other and then laughed.

We played there again and after he hit his real tee shot, he hit one with the club he used before and we watched it sail over the green and disappear in the woods without coming near the ground. Laughed some more at that.
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Old 09-21-2012, 06:48 PM   #14
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This is easy. My friend his dad and my dad all went out for a round. On a long up hill par 5 my buddy pulls out a 5 wood at the same time the beer cart girl was coming down the cart path on the right and stopped while he hit He hit the Spencer 3 wood stinger and smoked the wind screen of the cart the poor girl jumed out of her cart and the wind sheild was cracked and destroyed hit it on the fly. I was brought to tears
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Old 09-21-2012, 07:39 PM   #15
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Just last week...My buddy plays a white ball and I play a yellow one which makes it pretty obvious whose ball is whose. My buddy is in a bunker and only manages to get it to the fringe. He hits a perfect chip from the fringe and it ends up a foot from the hole. He turns around to rake the bunker while I am taking my chip shot from the fringe. I hit it too hard and it rolls up and smacks his ball. His ball goes to the edge of the green and now MY ball is one foot from the hole. He turns around from the bunker when he hears me laughing and sees my ball next to the hole and his is now at the edge of the green. He's like, "What the heck just happened!?".
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Old 09-21-2012, 07:48 PM   #16
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Now that I think about it, Thursday I was playing with my buddy at the course he is a member at. We teed off on one and both of us finished the hole relatively quick. We noticed that the guy behind us was a single so we hit our drives on 2 and waited on him on the tee box to play through. I had put mine right on the tree line, but easily in play. The guy tees off and goes about looking for his drive. He picks mine up, looks at it, and throws it right into the woods. I was trying to say something but we were too far behind him. We caught up and he was real nice about it and even dug it out of the woods for me. Kinda made me mad, but still pretty funny now that I think about it.
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Old 09-21-2012, 08:08 PM   #17
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My dad hit a worm burner one time that smacked right into a turkey vulture. Amazingly the thing got up and flew off.
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Old 09-21-2012, 08:26 PM   #18
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I had three, all involving squirrels, but I am going to go with this one.

My Dad's boss (not even close to being a good golfer, but he loves the game) hits his tee shot. Its a frozen rope pull probably only 15 feet off the ground, right into a tree's branch 75 yards away. The ball never comes down, it lodges into the branch. But, its close to being reachable with his ball retriever. So, he pulls up, grabs his ball retriever and extends it to its fullest, reaching to smack this ball down. He is wailing away, trying to get this ball down. It's just beyond his reach and not happening. So, he tries to dislodge the ball ball by tossing the ball retriever at the ball. And, the ball retriever gets stuck in the tree. Well, while all this is going on, there is a squirrel on a branch a few feet away from where he is just wailing away, and it starts chirping at him. I mean, this squirrel was PISSED. So everyone starts clowning on him that the squirrel is laughing at him. This just compounds the problem. To get the squirrel to shut up, he tosses a wedge at it. And I swear to God, as my witness, the wedge gets lodged in between two branches. So now, we have 1 ball, 1 ball retriever, 1 wedge, and 1 pissed off/cracking up squirrel up in this tree. I thought I was going to soil myself right there on the course. My insides hurt from laughing so hard. We spent about 15 minutes getting this guys equipment out of the tree. I don't even think any of us finished the hole because we were all about to die of laughter.

Now, every time we play together and I hear a squirrel somewhere chirping, I tell him, "That squirrel is still there, talking s**t"
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Old 09-21-2012, 08:54 PM   #19
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Bout 4 months ago me and my buddy was playing at Mesa and he pulled up next to his ball in the cart and got out and was doing some practice swings. As he was swinging he accidentally made contact with his ball with the toe of the club. The ball went dead right, hit the tire of the cart, and bounced straight back and hit him in the shin. To add insult to injury, has he was flailing around after being hit, he let his club go and the head of the club hit the other shin.

I couldn't quit laughing for almost three holes!
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Old 09-21-2012, 10:45 PM   #20
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Without a doubt, losing a ball in a dry(well what I though to be dry) old lake and trying to retrieve it only to sink down in the mud. When all was said and done I lost both of my shoes, the ball, and a glove. Needless to say the story is infamous at the golf club and they have nicknamed me "two shoes" for the number of shoes I lost The video says it all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li7Be...e_gdata_player
This is priceless!
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