[jakitula]

What's your most hilarious golf moment?

Mine was on the 7th hole of my home course, the state police stations is over the fence on the right and it has an external garage closest to the course. One of the first times I went golfing, I stood on the tee box, sliced the ball hard right and hit the garage door dead on. The sound was so loud and deafening I was convinced that the swat team was going to come out looking for someone, I was so embarrassed but I could not stop laughing. They must have not thought too hard when they built the station right off of the course on the slicers side! To this day i hit a 5 wood and aim left so it won't happen again.

Luckily no one got hurt but it is still the funniest moment for me in golf. What are your most hilarious moments in golf?

[yK2VgoEI]

Mine has to be during my first year of high school golf. That was the first year I had ever played, and I was playing with a kid who had been on the team for a couple years. At our course, there is a long par 5 that runs parallel to a road. There is a little opening in the tree line beside the tee box where a power line comes through. The boy I was playing with tried to Happy Gilmore the ball and ended up putting it right up the little cut, and directly into the grill of a big Dodge Ram. I had already to hit my ball so needless to say I was trying to book it up the fairway to mine before the guy could stop and come after the kid.

[Switiespils]

My buddy and I stopped at the turn for beverages and food. He was up next on the tee and put his hot dog on the dashboard of the open air cart. He was on the tee when a crow swooped down from a tree and perched himself on the front of the cart, where he grabbed the dog from the bun. I yelled "hey bird!", my friend turned and saw the bird stealing his dog and ran back toward the cart yelling something like "AAAWWWW!!!", club in hand being mindlessly flaileded about as if it were a real threat to anything. The crow took the the dog and flew up to a tree limb, ate it then started mocking him with a loud and obnoxious "CAW!". My friend stood there bumfounded then hit his driver OB right. Classic.

[neniajany]

Been a lot of years ago, but I can still see it like it was yesterday. My brother and I were playing our home course on a very busy day and the tee box we were on was pretty close to another tee box that angled away to the right. The other tee box had a foresome with two carts parked next to it and the guys were just hopping into their cart as my sb tee's off. He tried to kill his drive, but instead hit the ball almost straight right, it was a low missile about 200 mph. I have no idea how these guy's all saw that ball coming, but all four guy's bailed out of the carts to the ground and SMACK!

In my minds eye it all happened in slow motion and to this day reminds me of the old Magnum PI re-run's of a jump and roll from the moving van. All said and done, these guy's were laughing about it as hard as we eventually did.

[Mymnnarry]

This one is kind of more stupid than funny, but it happened this year. Me and my friend were playing a new course and came to a par 3. My friend didn't believe the yardage and so he took a club that was 2-3 more than what I was planning to hit. He hit a terrible and pretty chunky shot, but we watched as it bumped and rolled through rough, popped over a bunker, and ended up 15 feet from the hole. We just stared at each other and then laughed.

We played there again and after he hit his real tee shot, he hit one with the club he used before and we watched it sail over the green and disappear in the woods without coming near the ground. Laughed some more at that.

[nebrarlepleme]

My buddy and I stopped at the turn for beverages and food. He was up next on the tee and put his hot dog on the dashboard of the open air cart. He was on the tee when a crow swooped down from a tree and perched himself on the front of the cart, where he grabbed the dog from the bun. I yelled "hey bird!", my friend turned and saw the bird stealing his dog and ran back toward the cart yelling something like "AAAWWWW!!!", club in hand being mindlessly flaileded about as if it were a real threat to anything. The crow took the the dog and flew up to a tree limb, ate it then started mocking him with a loud and obnoxious "CAW!". My friend stood there bumfounded then hit his driver OB right. Classic.

Lesson #1: You never set your food down on hole number 10 at any golf course!

This one is kind of more stupid than funny, but it happened this year. Me and my friend were playing a new course and came to a par 3. My friend didn't believe the yardage and so he took a club that was 2-3 more than what I was planning to hit. He hit a terrible and pretty chunky shot, but we watched as it bumped and rolled through rough, popped over a bunker, and ended up 15 feet from the hole. We just stared at each other and then laughed.

We played there again and after he hit his real tee shot, he hit one with the club he used before and we watched it sail over the green and disappear in the woods without coming near the ground. Laughed some more at that.

This belongs in the luckiest shot thread!

[DINAKuncher]

I had a pretty funny one just last week. We started on the back, so make the turn to number one, and I've fought the hard lefts all day. There is a road on the left of one, and the driving range over the road. I've been know to make the range on more than one occasion, so the jokes start flying. As my turn comes up, there is traffic on the road, so we have to wait for the cars, and the jokes are really coming now. And sure enough, I nuke my shot left, and we see it bounce in the road. It goes down the road a long ways, and looks like it bounces off something, and comes back a bit to the right. I hit a provisional that gets tangled in some trees, punch out, hit it in the greenside bunker, and walk over to the ob fence and look for my first ball. It actually came back into play just on the good side of the fence, 70 yards from the green. Pretty scuffed up, but I was able to get a club on it, and save a bogey.

[ballingham]

Been a lot of years ago, but I can still see it like it was yesterday. My brother and I were playing our home course on a very busy day and the tee box we were on was pretty close to another tee box that angled away to the right. The other tee box had a foresome with two carts parked next to it and the guys were just hopping into their cart as my sb tee's off. He tried to kill his drive, but instead hit the ball almost straight right, it was a low missile about 200 mph. I have no idea how these guy's all saw that ball coming, but all four guy's bailed out of the carts to the ground and SMACK!

In my minds eye it all happened in slow motion and to this day reminds me of the old Magnum PI re-run's of ahit a guy on the green jump and roll from the moving van. All said and done, these guy's were laughing about it as hard as we eventually did.

Almost a carbon copy of this duey, I took a buddy out for his very first (and last) time. The #1 tee box was directly to the left and about 50 yds from #9 green. You know that the ball went dead right and directly in the leg of a guy standing on that green. My buddy was all apologetic and the guy was actually pretty cool about it. Funny in retrospect but actually fairly intense when it happened. And there was nothing slow motion about this one, BAM and it was over.

[LeaderBiz]

Myu friends and I played a really nice course in R.I. and we were done.So we go walking back to our cars,mind u this was still the steel spike era,and there were speed bumps in the parking lot.Well my buddy walks backwards to tell us to meet in clubhouse when he does a full gainer backwards over the speedbump!3 of us could not stop laughing including the guy who fell.That was the story of the 19th.hole that afternoon.He was o.k. just his ego was bruised

[Affiltavajefe]

I hit a heron right in the head punching out from under a a tree in Florida last year.

[mincarlie.frymyer]

Bout 4 months ago me and my buddy was playing at Mesa and he pulled up next to his ball in the cart and got out and was doing some practice swings. As he was swinging he accidentally made contact with his ball with the toe of the club. The ball went dead right, hit the tire of the cart, and bounced straight back and hit him in the shin. To add insult to injury, has he was flailing around after being hit, he let his club go and the head of the club hit the other shin.

I couldn't quit laughing for almost three holes!

[rowneigerie]

Just last week...My buddy plays a white ball and I play a yellow one which makes it pretty obvious whose ball is whose. My buddy is in a bunker and only manages to get it to the fringe. He hits a perfect chip from the fringe and it ends up a foot from the hole. He turns around to rake the bunker while I am taking my chip shot from the fringe. I hit it too hard and it rolls up and smacks his ball. His ball goes to the edge of the green and now MY ball is one foot from the hole. He turns around from the bunker when he hears me laughing and sees my ball next to the hole and his is now at the edge of the green. He's like, "What the heck just happened!?".

[pipitous]

I hit a heron right in the head punching out from under a a tree in Florida last year.

that's nothing. One time I nailed a bird in midair with my driver while I was on the driving range

[yK2VgoEI]

My dad hit a worm burner one time that smacked right into a turkey vulture. Amazingly the thing got up and flew off.

[yK2VgoEI]

Now that I think about it, Thursday I was playing with my buddy at the course he is a member at. We teed off on one and both of us finished the hole relatively quick. We noticed that the guy behind us was a single so we hit our drives on 2 and waited on him on the tee box to play through. I had put mine right on the tree line, but easily in play. The guy tees off and goes about looking for his drive. He picks mine up, looks at it, and throws it right into the woods. I was trying to say something but we were too far behind him. We caught up and he was real nice about it and even dug it out of the woods for me. Kinda made me mad, but still pretty funny now that I think about it.

[Accor$314]

Very first tee a few years ago: Hit my drive right into the "Cart Path Only" sign, bounced back, and rolled over to the starter. The starter walked over and said "I believe that is a mulligan," handed me the ball and walked away.

[JewJoleSole]

Happened to me about 2 years ago. We strapped 3 bags to a buggy and I walked but half way round was a steep hill so I jumped in the buggy. We drove past one of the lads ball so the lad driving done a shape U-turn and you guessed it I went flying out of the buggy tumbled a few times and rolled down the hill. Laughed for about 2 holes after.

[PilotVertolet]

Without a doubt, losing a ball in a dry(well what I though to be dry) old lake and trying to retrieve it only to sink down in the mud. When all was said and done I lost both of my shoes, the ball, and a glove. Needless to say the story is infamous at the golf club and they have nicknamed me "two shoes" for the number of shoes I lost The video says it all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li7Be...e_gdata_player

[ssupermegatone]

I was playing a local course with two close friends, the third hole is a short par 3, 100 yds from the tee, the pin is about centre of the green, 10yds on. I get my tee shot on the green, first friend sends his off right side of the green. 2nd friend hits a beautiful high PW which we know is just going to drop dead on the green. Its bang on line and ricochets of the flagstick, back off the front of the green and 20 yds back down a slope to the cart path, from hero to zero, think he finished with a 5

[nebrarlepleme]

Without a doubt, losing a ball in a dry(well what I though to be dry) old lake and trying to retrieve it only to sink down in the mud. When all was said and done I lost both of my shoes, the ball, and a glove. Needless to say the story is infamous at the golf club and they have nicknamed me "two shoes" for the number of shoes I lost The video says it all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li7Be...e_gdata_player

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