[nicegirlflor]

Fun topic. My friend teeing off on 18 had been struggling off and on all day with pullduckhooks really low diving ugly shots. Well about 30 yards to the left of the tee box and 40 yards out is a metal power box. He tees off line drive snap hook into the power box and it comes right back to his feet. He hits again .... and it smashes the power box again and goes flying off somewhere . We tell him that deserves a Mulligan as it was quite impressive. He retees and instant replay right into that power box .... we lost it far and away the funniest and most impressive worst shots I've seen lol

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[tobaccoman]

I was playing my favorite course. Wet, rainy day and we had joined up with two old men. Hilarious guys in there own right, but I hit a chip shot that took the cake. You know how you sometimes hit the ball twice on accident? Well, I took that a step further: I hit the ball three times in one swing. I looked over, and my partners are just rolling.

[duceswild]

This happened during yesterday's round: We had fallen a little behind the group in front of us, so as we were approaching our tee shots on the 5th hole, the group ahead was already teeing off on the 6th. The 6th hole is a par 3 that isn't quite parallel to the 5th, but the 5th green is a little below and to the right of the 6th tee.

My tee shot was only about 110 yards from the 5th green, and as I'm walking up I see a ball rolling across the green and into the cup! One of the guys on the 6th hole had sliced/shanked his tee shot into the trees and it made a beeline for the 5th hole! From the angle of the ball, I was not initially sure it had even come from their tee....like maybe someone was practicing their chip shots or something. But, sure enough, one of the guys from the group ahead appeared on the green and waived at us, and then started looking around for his ball. I let him search for a few seconds, and then I yelled "Its in the hole!" He must have thought I was doing a bad Bill Murray impersonation, because he kind of shook his head, and then finally said "Are you serious?"

I said I was serious, so he gingerly walked over to the hole and peeked in. Then he reached down and pulled up his ball, and we all yelled "Hole-in-One!!!"

[Dyslermergerb]

First year of high school golf and I'm at tryouts playing with a Senior. He was bad. Had the biggest slice I have seen to date. So we went along our rounds and he was going right every hole, no matter what he did he could not take the right side of the course out of play. So he eventually started aiming left and trying to play it back in to the fairway, this didn't work out so well as the course is very narrow and lined with trees, it would either go in to the trees on the left or not reach the trees left and cut back to the trees on the right. He got frustrated and just tried to finish as fast as possible. Down to #18 and he pipes his only drive that hit the fairway today and it was dead straight, he was so happy. 200 yards out and he says, I'm going for it! He takes a hybrid out of his bag, lines up for a cut, and boom. 80 yard snap hook, the first and only of the day, right in to the back of the general manager's car window. So unlikely and so unlucky. Here's the damage.

http://tinypic.com/r/332winp/6

[LsrSRVxR]

I had three, all involving squirrels, but I am going to go with this one.

My Dad's boss (not even close to being a good golfer, but he loves the game) hits his tee shot. Its a frozen rope pull probably only 15 feet off the ground, right into a tree's branch 75 yards away. The ball never comes down, it lodges into the branch. But, its close to being reachable with his ball retriever. So, he pulls up, grabs his ball retriever and extends it to its fullest, reaching to smack this ball down. He is wailing away, trying to get this ball down. It's just beyond his reach and not happening. So, he tries to dislodge the ball ball by tossing the ball retriever at the ball. And, the ball retriever gets stuck in the tree. Well, while all this is going on, there is a squirrel on a branch a few feet away from where he is just wailing away, and it starts chirping at him. I mean, this squirrel was PISSED. So everyone starts clowning on him that the squirrel is laughing at him. This just compounds the problem. To get the squirrel to shut up, he tosses a wedge at it. And I swear to God, as my witness, the wedge gets lodged in between two branches. So now, we have 1 ball, 1 ball retriever, 1 wedge, and 1 pissed off/cracking up squirrel up in this tree. I thought I was going to soil myself right there on the course. My insides hurt from laughing so hard. We spent about 15 minutes getting this guys equipment out of the tree. I don't even think any of us finished the hole because we were all about to die of laughter.

Now, every time we play together and I hear a squirrel somewhere chirping, I tell him, "That squirrel is still there, talking s**t"

[Twelearly]

This is easy. My friend his dad and my dad all went out for a round. On a long up hill par 5 my buddy pulls out a 5 wood at the same time the beer cart girl was coming down the cart path on the right and stopped while he hit He hit the Spencer 3 wood stinger and smoked the wind screen of the cart the poor girl jumed out of her cart and the wind sheild was cracked and destroyed hit it on the fly. I was brought to tears

[jakitula]

What's your most hilarious golf moment?

Mine was on the 7th hole of my home course, the state police stations is over the fence on the right and it has an external garage closest to the course. One of the first times I went golfing, I stood on the tee box, sliced the ball hard right and hit the garage door dead on. The sound was so loud and deafening I was convinced that the swat team was going to come out looking for someone, I was so embarrassed but I could not stop laughing. They must have not thought too hard when they built the station right off of the course on the slicers side! To this day i hit a 5 wood and aim left so it won't happen again.

Luckily no one got hurt but it is still the funniest moment for me in golf. What are your most hilarious moments in golf?

[Mymnnarry]

This one is kind of more stupid than funny, but it happened this year. Me and my friend were playing a new course and came to a par 3. My friend didn't believe the yardage and so he took a club that was 2-3 more than what I was planning to hit. He hit a terrible and pretty chunky shot, but we watched as it bumped and rolled through rough, popped over a bunker, and ended up 15 feet from the hole. We just stared at each other and then laughed.

We played there again and after he hit his real tee shot, he hit one with the club he used before and we watched it sail over the green and disappear in the woods without coming near the ground. Laughed some more at that.

[mincarlie.frymyer]

Bout 4 months ago me and my buddy was playing at Mesa and he pulled up next to his ball in the cart and got out and was doing some practice swings. As he was swinging he accidentally made contact with his ball with the toe of the club. The ball went dead right, hit the tire of the cart, and bounced straight back and hit him in the shin. To add insult to injury, has he was flailing around after being hit, he let his club go and the head of the club hit the other shin.

I couldn't quit laughing for almost three holes!

[Affiltavajefe]

I hit a heron right in the head punching out from under a a tree in Florida last year.

[PilotVertolet]

Without a doubt, losing a ball in a dry(well what I though to be dry) old lake and trying to retrieve it only to sink down in the mud. When all was said and done I lost both of my shoes, the ball, and a glove. Needless to say the story is infamous at the golf club and they have nicknamed me "two shoes" for the number of shoes I lost The video says it all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li7Be...e_gdata_player

[betraaaus]

I have 3 that I always tell when sharing golf stories

1) Playing with mu buddies. On the 1st tee, one of my friends tees off. His drive is a screaming worm burner. The cart path of the 1st tee crosses the fairway about 50yd out. His worm burner hits the front end of the path, ball comes back at him, still in his pose lifts his foot up just like a runner on 1st avoids a single to right, ball goes under his foot, picks up his tee, and he shakes his head.

2) we had 8 playing that day so we had 2 groups going. I was in the first. While waiting on par 3 on the 4th hole, I hear this big bang and rattling as if somebody just threw something in the trash. My good friend in the group behind from 150yd out flew it over the green and into a water cooler cage. Walked over to check it out. Amazing shot. He asked me what does mean, I said "1 shot penalty, its an unplayable lie."

3) My senior year on the golf team during try outs I was walking to the green 3rd hole. The group behind me tees off. I hear FOOORREEEE! I duck but no ball. Found out the fore was for the group on the par 3 hole parallel to ours. All of sudden I hear the group on the par 3 green shaking their head and laughing. The kid that hit the ball walks to green and starts jumping up and down for joy yelling "I got a hole in one!"

At the end of the round, talked to my coach. Asked him if had heard. He said yes and he said the kid still thinks he got a hole in one. Amazing shot, yes. Hole in one, no.

**Tappin' from the center of the middle of the fairway**

[neniajany]

Been a lot of years ago, but I can still see it like it was yesterday. My brother and I were playing our home course on a very busy day and the tee box we were on was pretty close to another tee box that angled away to the right. The other tee box had a foresome with two carts parked next to it and the guys were just hopping into their cart as my sb tee's off. He tried to kill his drive, but instead hit the ball almost straight right, it was a low missile about 200 mph. I have no idea how these guy's all saw that ball coming, but all four guy's bailed out of the carts to the ground and SMACK!

In my minds eye it all happened in slow motion and to this day reminds me of the old Magnum PI re-run's of a jump and roll from the moving van. All said and done, these guy's were laughing about it as hard as we eventually did.

[yK2VgoEI]

Now that I think about it, Thursday I was playing with my buddy at the course he is a member at. We teed off on one and both of us finished the hole relatively quick. We noticed that the guy behind us was a single so we hit our drives on 2 and waited on him on the tee box to play through. I had put mine right on the tree line, but easily in play. The guy tees off and goes about looking for his drive. He picks mine up, looks at it, and throws it right into the woods. I was trying to say something but we were too far behind him. We caught up and he was real nice about it and even dug it out of the woods for me. Kinda made me mad, but still pretty funny now that I think about it.

[yK2VgoEI]

Mine has to be during my first year of high school golf. That was the first year I had ever played, and I was playing with a kid who had been on the team for a couple years. At our course, there is a long par 5 that runs parallel to a road. There is a little opening in the tree line beside the tee box where a power line comes through. The boy I was playing with tried to Happy Gilmore the ball and ended up putting it right up the little cut, and directly into the grill of a big Dodge Ram. I had already to hit my ball so needless to say I was trying to book it up the fairway to mine before the guy could stop and come after the kid.

[Accor$314]

Very first tee a few years ago: Hit my drive right into the "Cart Path Only" sign, bounced back, and rolled over to the starter. The starter walked over and said "I believe that is a mulligan," handed me the ball and walked away.

[ballingham]

Been a lot of years ago, but I can still see it like it was yesterday. My brother and I were playing our home course on a very busy day and the tee box we were on was pretty close to another tee box that angled away to the right. The other tee box had a foresome with two carts parked next to it and the guys were just hopping into their cart as my sb tee's off. He tried to kill his drive, but instead hit the ball almost straight right, it was a low missile about 200 mph. I have no idea how these guy's all saw that ball coming, but all four guy's bailed out of the carts to the ground and SMACK!

In my minds eye it all happened in slow motion and to this day reminds me of the old Magnum PI re-run's of ahit a guy on the green jump and roll from the moving van. All said and done, these guy's were laughing about it as hard as we eventually did.

Almost a carbon copy of this duey, I took a buddy out for his very first (and last) time. The #1 tee box was directly to the left and about 50 yds from #9 green. You know that the ball went dead right and directly in the leg of a guy standing on that green. My buddy was all apologetic and the guy was actually pretty cool about it. Funny in retrospect but actually fairly intense when it happened. And there was nothing slow motion about this one, BAM and it was over.

[LeaderBiz]

Myu friends and I played a really nice course in R.I. and we were done.So we go walking back to our cars,mind u this was still the steel spike era,and there were speed bumps in the parking lot.Well my buddy walks backwards to tell us to meet in clubhouse when he does a full gainer backwards over the speedbump!3 of us could not stop laughing including the guy who fell.That was the story of the 19th.hole that afternoon.He was o.k. just his ego was bruised

[rowneigerie]

Just last week...My buddy plays a white ball and I play a yellow one which makes it pretty obvious whose ball is whose. My buddy is in a bunker and only manages to get it to the fringe. He hits a perfect chip from the fringe and it ends up a foot from the hole. He turns around to rake the bunker while I am taking my chip shot from the fringe. I hit it too hard and it rolls up and smacks his ball. His ball goes to the edge of the green and now MY ball is one foot from the hole. He turns around from the bunker when he hears me laughing and sees my ball next to the hole and his is now at the edge of the green. He's like, "What the heck just happened!?".

[ChebuRAtoR]

At a company social club Texas Scramble a few years ago it was sprinkling on and off but not really raining. My group had three other guys that golfed regularly and we were all playing well that day. I forgot my golf shoes at home that day and just wore my street shoes instead. All was good till we got to a par three #17 if I remember right anyway I was right between clubs. The other guys hit first and had the pin surrounded.
I had taken the lesser of two clubs and swung hard. The last thing I saw as my feet came out from under me was the club shaft coming toward my head. Once I got up and cleaned myself off and everyone stopped laughing (including me) we headed to the green. Where we had another good laugh as my ball was closest to the hole, inside a foot.