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Here are several things that I noticed since I started playing golf "fulltime" .

1. You hit your partners driver better than yours UNTIL you spend $299.00 for one
2. Just when you think you are going to give up golf, the last two holes will be birdies. This way you are sure to spend more money on this sport.
3. The best drive you had during your round of golf will somehow get lost in the fairway.
4. When you are playing the same old ball for the first 14 holes and you feel brave enough to pull out a New Titleist Pro V1, the next shot is going in the woods.
5. Every Putter out there looks better than yours.
6. You can't hit the greens from the tee box with a 5 iron but for some reason, you feel like if you are standing in your front yard, you can hit your back yard by going over your house. Don't laugh, my wife took my clubs away for two weeks because of this little brain fart.

These are just 6 unexplained things I noticed about my golf game. Please chime in if you have other unexplained things with your golf game.

haha

It never fails when you play better than the parking lot tour pro

When your longest drive of the day is messed up by the second shot

Everyone else's makes par and you don't