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Ok guys..... My friend is being an idiot. He keeps telling me that golf is not a sport. He says that all you do is hit the ball and it goes in the hole. He doesn't understand how hard golf is and the challenges it presents. I am on the school golf team and he says it is stupid. He says that baseball is much harder and that he is awesome at it. (Even though he didn't make the school team) How can I convence my friend that golf is a sport?
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Clay - I doubt you'll ever convince him. Some day - he may figure it out on his own. In the meantime - I think you're going to have a conversation that just goes in circles. Just tell him that he's wrong and walk away. Don't engage - that will bug him more. |
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Clay - I doubt you'll ever convince him. Some day - he may figure it out on his own. In the meantime - I think you're going to have a conversation that just goes in circles. Just tell him that he's wrong and walk away. Don't engage - that will bug him more. |
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My wife says that Baseball is not a sport. All you do is hit throw and hit a ball, plus most of the game the players are not doing anything but eating peanuts on a bench or scratching their asses in the field.
My guess is that anything you cousin can't do well, or doesn't understand he will try and say isn't really a sport. He is trying to make himself look better- so its really about him, not golf. So just agree with him. Sure right whatever. Then keep bringing back the trophy's from your golf team. I suspect the more successful your team is, the more your cousin will try to insist it isn't a sport. |
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Take him out to play a round...watch him shoot on 9 holes what you would shoot on 18. Don't forget to harass him the entire time; quoting lines from Happy Gilmore and Caddyshack work great. Some of my favorites include:
"That's a peach, hon!" "Here's a free lesson for you..." "Does your wife play too?" "Somebody's closer!" (in a high-pitched Adam Sandler voice) "You will NOT make that putt.....JACKASS!" I can't think of any more right now...just rent the movies before you play and take notes.... |
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