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Phil Mickelson Demands Scott McCarron Publicly Apologize To Pitching Wedge


RANCHO SANTA FE, CA—In response to accusations of cheating that he called hurtful, insensitive, and simply not true, Phil Mickelson lashed out at Scott McCarron Thursday, demanding that his fellow PGA Tour member publicly apologize for humiliating Mickelson's 20-year-old pitching wedge. "You can say what you will about me, but you do not attack Ping-Eye 2," said Mickelson, addressing McCarron's claim that a loophole in the PGA Tour rules had been unfairly exploited to allow the club to take part in sanctioned competitions. "Scott, that pitching wedge has done nothing to you, yet you dare criticize the square grooves on its face? How could you? You either apologize to my wedge or I swear to God I will say things that will bring your stupid-looking putter to its knees." According to sources close to Mickelson, the two-time Masters winner has urged his pitching wedge to explore taking legal action against McCarron for slander.


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-JP

[kristloken]

When using material from other sources, it is THP policy to please put up the link.

[dselectronics]

When using material from other sources, it is THP policy to please put up the link.

Rodger that!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...nion_rss_daily


-JP

[Jellowstrom]

McCarron should have his putter apologize for him. Wedge, and putter both speak the same "short game" language...........

[PolPitasc]

Now thats funny. All this time I though Phil was just a whiner, but it seems he has a comedic side. Great stuff.

[AlexanderPalamayr]

Gotta love The Onion.

[PolPitasc]

I don't, lol. I'm so gullable. I assumed Phil was making light of the whole deal after he got his appology to settle things down, duh. The onion??? That was just mean JPsuff

[BegeMoT]

duey-it took everything i had to refrain from saying something.........hehe

[PolPitasc]

duey-it took everything i had to refrain from saying something.........hehe

Hey, I wouldn't blame you. I can't quit laughing about it myself. Liz even thinks that was funny

[AlexanderPalamayr]

I don't, lol. I'm so gullable. I assumed Phil was making light of the whole deal after he got his appology to settle things down, duh. The onion??? That was just mean JPsuff Your post just made me laugh more than the original article. Thanks! I was duped by The Onion a while back to teach me what it was.

[PolPitasc]

Your post just made me laugh more than the original article. Thanks! I was duped by The Onion a while back to teach me what it was.

Glad I could be there for you Dirt! Stick around, we me it happens all the time

[dselectronics]

I don't, lol. I'm so gullable. I assumed Phil was making light of the whole deal after he got his appology to settle things down, duh. The onion??? That was just mean JPsuff

"Mean" was not my intention (but it's still pretty funny!)

I have the "Onion Headlines" set up on my home page and I just thought the article was funny.


And in my defense, I DID write "Onion Sports Network" at the bottom.


-JP

[PolPitasc]

No problem JP! I thought it was funny too.

[nitivearchit]

Duey - You and Smallie are without a doubt, the best "good sports" on the forum.

[PolPitasc]

Duey - You and Smallie are without a doubt, the best "good sports" on the forum.

Thank you Diane, that was very nice. You know... I think thats the same thing my last several girl friends said as the were leaving? You must be right, hehe

[nitivearchit]

Thank you Diane, that was very nice. You know... I think thats the same thing my last several girl friends said as the were leaving? You must be right, hehe

There are worse things in life than being a nice guy Duey. I for one, like nice guys.