[daguy]

I thought i would start a thread with funny stories. Please post your stories remembering to keep within the limits of the shariah.
Here is one that had me laughing today:
There was a husband and wife who had a lot of compassion for each other. The wife used to have a box which she would not allow her husband to touch, she would tell him that when i die then you may check the contents. Over time they became old and the wife was really ill and about to die when her husband asked for permission to check the box. The wife agreed after some persuasion. When he opened it he was surprised to find two dolls with a bunch of money. He asked his wife that why did you keep this so secret. The wife replied "my mother would tell me that when you become angry with your husband instead of making a fuss of it make a doll". The husband was really touched and weakly said to the wife that "you only were angry with me two times"? The wife replies with a cheeky smile "what makes you think that i was only angry with you two times, the rest of the dolls I sold and that explains the bunch of money"!

[Biashpainabix]

funny moments in lectures http://www.sunniforum.com/forum/show...ts-in-lectures
fan on fan off [Taraweeh Adventures] http://www.sunniforum.com/forum/show...eeh-Adventures


these threads are full of them

[daguy]

Here is another hilarious one:
There was once a shaykh that was travelling by plane. He was doing his wudu when the air hostess interrupted him and said "excuse me sir, please do not use the wash basin to wash your feet as it is unhygienic". The shaykh replies "how many times do you wash your face during the day?" "A couple of times" she replies. "well in that case my feet are cleaner then your face as I wash them five times a day, so please don't use the wash basin to wash your face as it isn't hygienic!"

[daguy]

funny moments in lectures http://www.sunniforum.com/forum/show...ts-in-lectures
fan on fan off [Taraweeh Adventures] http://www.sunniforum.com/forum/show...eeh-Adventures


these threads are full of them

Jazakallah for that, please post any other threads that i may not have seen for our benefit. Jazakallah

[daguy]

funny moments in lectures http://www.sunniforum.com/forum/show...ts-in-lectures
fan on fan off [Taraweeh Adventures] http://www.sunniforum.com/forum/show...eeh-Adventures


these threads are full of them

the second link don't work for some reason.

[Knillagrarp]

the second link don't work for some reason.

It's in the bros section.

[daguy]

Anyone got any funny stories?

[GogaMegaPiska]

Nasruddin and the Will of God


"May the Will of Allah be done," a pious man was saying about something or the other.

"It always is, in any case," said Mullah Nasruddin.


"How can you prove that, Mullah?" asked the man. "Quite simply. If it wasn't always being done, then surely at some time or another my will would be done, wouldn't it?"

[GogaMegaPiska]

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.