[AngelinaLip]

I just read the SF rules for the first time today ... May ALLAH forgive me!

And i found this rule VERY funny/cute..!!!

2.21 Forum privileges are taken away from banned users. Banned users are only permitted to read and post in the Jail Khana forum. They are not allowed to give anyone else access to this room, nor are they allowed to attempt to read other rooms. If the Admins/Moderators see it fit to unban users, these users will no-longer have access to the Jail Khana forum. Only banned users, Ulema, Admins and Moderators are allowed to access the Jail Khana forum.

Has anyone here been to the Jail Khana Forum...? if yes, What is it like?

[AngelinaLip]

Bismillah
i think the best thing is to experience yourself.
mods can help

Hey, no! i just want to know. definitely don't want to go there!!!

[HassFks]

Many have been to,

[Xiciljed]

Brother nomadaic would have been there lately.He is back now, may be he can share his experiances...

[unmalryAlalry]

Brother....

I have taken some action some where on some advice by you some time back.

[Chito]

brother Nomadic please stop this sarcasm. The day you compared ski masks to niqabs I was very sad and angry that an ummati of the prophet sallhuwaslaam who has had the fortune of meeting many of the great scholars of deoband could make such an offensive remark. Such remarks are very dangerous bro.

[unmalryAlalry]

It was nice break. I was itiching to comment on some thread. I have decided, I will use more sarcasm and (dark) humour in my posts and people should know this is not about instigating offesive disscussion.

There is already enough friction in life brother. It was sad to see you gone. Now try to change your course so that it is pleasant for all of us. After all life is short and any time for experimentation might end up being wasted. Focusing on making other happy will lead for all round happiness for us in general. Cynicism, sarcasm and dark humour is not Islamic way of life. It might sound boring but the consequences of doing otherwise are quite dark. Speaking from personal experience.
Wassalam

[Xiciljed]

I have taken some action some where on some advice by you some time back.

I love you for the sake of Allah..

[unmalryAlalry]

We need to laugh at our selves.
This is what I wrote in Jail khana about Mis lorlie about not shaking hands. I said if she agrees to marriage, I will shake her hand also some sister can give her a hug to make her feel loved. Perhaps she was feeling lonely and taking out her fraustraiton here!!

When Asif Zardari went to US during the US election time that ultimately brought Obama to the high office there was an occasion when Zardari met Sarah Palin. At the photo opportunity a journalist asked him to keep shaking hand till he gets his shot. This Zardari did but he also added that he is ready to hug also. Of course in Urdu. Now this kind of thing can be classified as laughing at ourselves but this is also the precise point where we are stepping out of Islam. (Zardari had stepped out a little earlier by shaking hands with a non-mahram.) It will smell of pedantic attitude but still assert it that Allah(SWT) does not like deviation/straying away/crookedness even in the least bit and we'll do well by avoiding laughing. I'll end by giving a personal example. I have this fascination for spreading cheerfulness all around me. Spreading a laugh around me will be the route to that. But a small event yesterday killed my mood for twenty four hours. That is the reality of life. In reality it is Allah(SWT) who is ever so close to us who punctures our inflated balloon. And as our elders have told us that all of His actions are in our favour whether we like it or not.

On the subject of Miss Lorlei-I lost interest in communication with her when she revealed that she does not believe that there is a God. Basically Allah(SWT)'s has said that as far as disbelievers are concerned it is the same whether you call them to Islam or not-they will not believe. The next step, of course, is Surah Kafiroon where we instructed to part ways with them with clear but amicable words. This is usually the feeling I get when a disbeliever comes to SF-I have zero motivation to engage him or her. Some d'ayees, whom I know, insist that we should keep trying on these people but I do not understand the wisdom in that.

Wassalam