[RichardFG435]

You are flying in a helicopter at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your helicopter and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a car. Both the giant pig and the car are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?


Spoiler: Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.

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At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.