[thakitt]

Comic Sans walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry. We don’t serve your type here."

[Mboxmaja]

More Baxterisms:

An inkjet cartridge walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Are you sure you don't need a refill?"

A corn stalk walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wanna hear a good joke?" The corn stalk says, "I'm all ears!"

A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!"

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!"

[Anykeylo]

You can come in but don't start anything. LOL.