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**excholza** · 11-08-2009, 04:05 AM

Ray & Bubba were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Ray shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

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Bubba and Ray are currently working for the Ontario Government in Toronto as advisors to Premier Dalton McGuinty.

**ProomoSam** · 11-08-2009, 04:15 AM

That actually made me laugh out loud.

**imporesweemo** · 11-08-2009, 06:14 AM

"Well that's no use. What's a foot and what's an inch?"

11-08-2009, 04:05 AM	#1
excholza Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 376 Senior Member	Just Like A Woman Ray & Bubba were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Ray shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!" ... Bubba and Ray are currently working for the Ontario Government in Toronto as advisors to Premier Dalton McGuinty. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-08-2009, 04:15 AM	#2
ProomoSam Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 425 Senior Member	That actually made me laugh out loud. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-08-2009, 06:14 AM	#3
imporesweemo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 385 Senior Member	"Well that's no use. What's a foot and what's an inch?" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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