[Seilehogshell]

A cowboy rides his horse

up to a saloon. All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a

drink.

The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the butt?"

The

cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips."

The bartender asks, "Does manure help them

heal?"

Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."

[juspimoubbodo]

A couple of truckers pull into a

Kansas town on a hot summer day. They see a dog licking himself under a shade tree. One says, as he wipes his

brow. "don't you wish you could do that?". The other replies "yeah, but I think he'd bite me".