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In Pharmacology, all

drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic

name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called

Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of

government experts, it recently announced thatit has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered

wereMycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that

Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for

use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer

call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good

old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the

day: There is more money being spent on breast implants andViagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means

that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no

recollection of what to do with them.