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The Puzzle

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, \"Please come over
here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I
can\'t figure out how to get it started.\"

Her boyfriend asks, \"What is it supposed to be when it\'s
finished?\"

The blonde says, \"According to the picture on the box,
it\'s a tiger.\"

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help her with the
puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle
spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a
moment, then turns to her and says, \"First of all, no
matter what we do, we\'re not going to be able to assemble
these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.\"

He held her hand softly, led her to a chair and said,
\"Secondly, I\'d advise you to relax. Let\'s have a cup of
coffee, and then\" ...he sighed, \"let\'s put all these
Frosted Flakes back in the box.\"