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**LongaDonga** · 05-09-2012, 02:36 PM

SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Partners help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying
"congrats".

But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".

Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated.

**trowUrillioth** · 09-01-2012, 01:36 PM

SIMPLE TRUTH 3

When a relative asks for money, if you refuse, you're a jerk.

If you give it to them, you're an idiot.

Moral of the story: The benefit of the doubt is expensive.

05-09-2012, 02:36 PM	#1
LongaDonga Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 753 Senior Member	Simple Truths SIMPLE TRUTH 1 Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying "congrats". But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job". Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-01-2012, 01:36 PM	#2
trowUrillioth Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 671 Senior Member	SIMPLE TRUTH 3 When a relative asks for money, if you refuse, you're a jerk. If you give it to them, you're an idiot. Moral of the story: The benefit of the doubt is expensive. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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