[Siffidiolla]

There’s this little old lady who has always wanted to join a biker gang, so one day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big hairy bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.
She boldly proclaims “I want to join your club.” The guy is amused and decides to humor her a bit, so he says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks; do you have a motorcycle? The little old lady replies “Yep… My bikes over there,” and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.
The biker asks “Do you drink?” The little old lady replies, “Yep, I drink like a fish. I’ll drink any man in your club under the table.”
The biker then asks, “Do you smoke?” The old lady replies, “Yep I smoke like a chimney. 2 packets a day, 3 joints and a couple of cigars in the evening while I’m shooting pool.”
The biker is very impressed and asks, “You sound like one bad mama. Tell me, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?”
The old lady thinks for a moment and replies “Nope, but I’ve been swung around by the nipples on a couple of occasions!