[BJEugene]

Bill worked in a pickle factory.. he came home one day to confess to his wife that he a terrible compulsion..

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

Later Bill came home, 'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked. Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer? ''Oh, Bill, you didn't'. 'Yes, I did.' he replied. My God, Bill, what happened? 'I got fired. No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer? Oh...she got fired too..