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I have a large pond in the back. It's properly shaped for swimming, so I fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening I decided to go down to the pond, as I hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. I grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As I neared the pond, I heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As I came closer, I saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in my pond. I made the women aware of my presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to me, "We're not coming out until you leave!" I said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up I said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator...'