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**antonyandruleit** · 11-03-2006, 06:19 PM

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever."

A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand..."

**OccumCymn** · 11-03-2006, 06:55 PM

Wow!! What a roast!!

**Dynasty** · 11-03-2006, 07:52 PM

**Zesavenue** · 11-04-2006, 06:26 PM

????????? I Don't Get It ?????????

**cefunonge** · 11-04-2006, 06:38 PM

And the light clicks on! Got It!

**ibiDb4uu** · 09-02-2012, 02:54 AM

Wow!! What a roast!!

11-03-2006, 06:19 PM	#1
antonyandruleit Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 454 Senior Member	Final Exam A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever." A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand..." Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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cefunonge Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 322 Senior Member	And the light clicks on! Got It! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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ibiDb4uu Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 490 Senior Member	Wow!! What a roast!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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