[stunnyravytal]

This still makes me chuckle every time I read it

-SJ
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FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Amen.


MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with a huge chest who owns a
liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.

Amen

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[LoveTTatall]

Is ther such a man or woman?

[Greapyjeory]