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Anyone know any good pickup lines (funny, cheesy or just plain effective?) This could be a forum all on its own!

Here are a few to get it started...

CHEESY:

Is your dad a baker? Cause you've got some hot buns.

Are your legs tired.... because they've been running through my mind all day.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put you and I together...

Would you like to buy a vowel? .... I was hoping you'd choose I. i'll take a u.

DIRECT/SCANDALOUS:

Do you sleep on your stomach? Could I?

Do you have any plans for about 3 am tonight?

I'd like to cook you breakfast in the morning... How do you like you're eggs? (I heard of someone trying this one and getting the response:... unfertilized!)

FUNNY:

Are your parents retards? Because you're special...

Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.


EFFECTIVE:
Haven't found one yet.