[osteoftex]

Pagans cows thred reminded me of this joke, does anyone know how to read this?...If not, ask someone from Texas.


A Mr Ducks
Mr Not Ducks
Osar Ucm Wangs?
LIB mR Ducks.


Answer: Two good ol' boys from Texas are ridin' down a country road. One of em' looks out the window at a small pond full of ducks. Excited about his new find, he engages his friend in the following conversation:

Good ole boy 1 : " Ay, Em' are ducks "

Good ole boy 2 : " Em' are not ducks "

Good ole boy 1 : " Oh es' ay' are, you see em' wangs? "

Good ole boy 2 : " EL' I Be...em' are Ducks "

Try to hear the theme song to the Dukes of Hazzard. It helps.