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10. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
9. That girl's wearing the same outfit I am! Cool! I'm gonna go over and talk to her!

8. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.

7. You're way smarter than my father.

6. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" all the time -- then you won't have to mess with it anymore.

5. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?

4. Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!

3. My mom's going to take care of the tab -- order another round for you and your friends.

2. While you were in the bathroom? They went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.

...and the number one thing you'll never hear a woman say...

Oh no...not the mall again! Why don't we go over to Home Depot instead?