[sasquatch999]

Originally posted by DanAria
story I once heard from a friend when they were getting directions:

Go and take four left you can't miss it.

Isn't four lefts a circle? And take a left down Jabroni Rd and a right down No Your Role Boulevard......... Oh no, those are the Rock's directions!

I myself prefer to use a map. I'd much rather trust my map reading skills than someone's verbal or handwritten directions.

[beloveds]

Originally posted by Milani
That smiley needs to learn how to swallow some spoooooge

[sykanaxer]

You left out "I won't cum in your mouth!"

[prpaims]

> You get this one, I'll pay next time

VERY true! My friend did this B.S. to me for MONTHS when we used to go to a pub. Pissed me off. He NEVER paid the bill, or IF he helped at all, he might pitch in $5 on a $30 tab. I finally quit going anywhere with him.

> Trust me, I'll take care of everything

I heard this ALL THE TIME when I had at&t @home (read: LOSERS) and it was a LIE every single time.

> It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing

Yup...heard this from salesman many times.

> ...but we can still be good friends (personal favorite)

My favorite "I'm dumping you line". NO, WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS!

> Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone

...YET!

> I'll call you later (yea right.. three days later)

EXACTLY! Later to me means the same day. To people like my dad it means weeks.

> We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year.

Oh they probably will... they just don't say WHICH year.

> Read my lips: no new taxes

He said to read his lips while he was talking out of his a$$.

> Now, I'm going to tell you the truth ()

See: Cops. The biggest liars I've known were cops.

So true Milani!

[CindyLavender]

Originally posted by Milani




Oh boy... somebody get this women some ICE!!!

[steevyjeors]

Originally posted by pamela*


That smiley needs to learn how to swallow some spoooooge LMAO!!! Spooge is good for you!! Full of protein. Or So I hear, anyway...

[alecaf]

Originally posted by Milani

..then take a left. You can't miss it
Yes, I did Ain't it the truth! Directions are always wrong when I receive them, yeah, it's the other persons fault!

[denSmumbSes]

"I did not have sexual relationships with that woman"

...Bill Clinton

[Mabeavyledlib]

The Biggest Lies


The check is in the mail
I'm from your government, and I am here to help you
It's only a cold sore
You get this one, I'll pay next time
My wife doesn't understand me
Trust me, I'll take care of everything
Of course I love you
I am getting a divorce
Drinking? Why, no, Officer
I never inhaled
It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing
I never watch television except for PBS
...but we can still be good friends (personal favorite)
She means nothing to me (he means nothing to ME)
Don't worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty" (haven't we heard this one before ladies)
I gave at the office
Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone
I'll call you later (yea right.. three days later)
We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year.
Read my lips: no new taxes
I've never done anything like this before (as she takes out her toys)
Now, I'm going to tell you the truth ()
It's supposed to make that noise
I *love* your new !
..then take a left. You can't miss it
Yes, I did

[scemHeish]

I had the driving instructions problems many times.

Their instructions:

Take I-25 3 miles to the Whatever St exit, at the end of the off ramp, take a right, drive 4 miles to the intersection of Main and Division, turn left, drive 2 blocks, turn into driveway of Sue Em and Screw Em attorneys, drive to back of parking lot, go around fence, we are the fourth building on left, back row, top level, right side, suite 114.

The correct instructions:

Take I-25 4 miles to Different St exit, at the off ramp go left, drive 3 miles to the dead end, take a right, drive another 4 miles until you see the Bank of America, turn left at that street, 2 blocks ahead you will see Mcdonalds, directly across the street is a brown building, drive to the back of it and we are the last suite on the right.

[Nmoitmzr]

LMAO!!! Spooge is good for you!! Full of protein. Or So I hear, anyway...
You are right.. that is why i am so healthy

[doctorzlo]

"Sure I am on the pill"


I love that smiley face AaronW!!! One of my favorites.

[PharmaDrMan]

[uphokyhuP]

"Sure that is the average size"

[Lypepuddyu]

"I promise I'll pull out"

[Nifoziyfar]

Good call Pagan! Or "let me know before you cum"... oh sure I will honey!

That was a cool image you have Milani! Never seen it before! Got a good laugh out of that one.

[enlinnyGoob]

#1 LIE FROM MEN - I LOVE YOU!
Yea right..

[Tw1anJOO]

story I once heard from a friend when they were getting directions:

Go and take four left you can't miss it.

Isn't four lefts a circle?

[Wheegiabe]

I used to know several guys during high school that were BIG TIME users (and losers).

Although they never told girls "I love you", they just wanted to get laid as fast as they could.

One guy even put me down when I told him I wasn't with my g/f to get laid (not that I objected to it...).

Sometimes it just takes a long time to find the right person. It can take years and years...