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**BashBeissedat** · 12-02-2005, 08:00 AM

I liked "Can I have your name?"

**nancywind** · 12-09-2005, 08:00 AM

Funny as hell!

**GotActichwicy** · 12-12-2005, 08:00 AM

Good one, Val!

Very funny.

**TepSteade** · 12-24-2005, 08:00 AM

HE Where have you been all my life?I heard that this weekend

I wish I had that come back to tell him !!!!

Good one Val!!

**ArrichMer** · 01-27-2006, 08:00 AM

OMG! LMFAO! those were great Val

I'm gonna have to use some of those some time,hehehe
Ok, I'm just kidding guys, I'm not a mean person.

**Lgcjqxlw** · 02-24-2006, 08:00 AM

ROTFL Those were funny Val!

**q9h9pPne** · 03-20-2006, 08:00 AM

LOL....good one Val.

**koebforfrn** · 05-08-2006, 08:00 AM

A friend sent me this:

WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN

HE Can I buy you a drink?
SHE Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE I'm a photographer. I've been looking fora face like yours.
SHE I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE I must've been given your share.

HE Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE Okay, get out.

HE I think I could make you very happy.
SHE Why? Are you leaving?

HE What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE Can I have your name?
SHE Why? Don't you already have one?

HE Shall we go see a movie?
SHE I've already seen it.

HE Where have you been all my life?
SHE Hiding from you.

HE Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE Is this seat empty?
SHE Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE So, what do you do for a living?
SHE I'm a female impersonator.

HE Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE Do not enter.

HE Your body is like a temple.
SHE Sorry, there are no services today.

HE If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE Where have you been all my life?
SHE Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

**Ferrotoral** · 05-24-2006, 08:00 AM

I liked the plastic surgeon one.

**seosoftseo** · 06-22-2006, 08:00 AM

Ok, touche, the women get even!

Good ones Val!!

**Ternneowns** · 06-28-2006, 08:00 AM

Originally posted by Therrall
OMG! LMFAO! those were great Val I'm gonna have to use some of those some time,hehehe
Ok, I'm just kidding guys, I'm not a mean person. Phew! That's a relief! I was going to use some of those on you myself!

Hey those were funny Val!

**DEMassteers** · 07-15-2006, 08:00 AM

I have to remember some of those!

**casinobonusnolimit** · 07-31-2006, 08:00 AM

LMAO!!

I've never heard any of those before...I'm happy to say!!

**HenriRow** · 10-11-2006, 08:00 AM

Originally posted by ValJ
A friend sent me this:

WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN

HE Can I buy you a drink?
SHE Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE I'm a photographer. I've been looking fora face like yours.
SHE I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE I must've been given your share.

HE Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE Okay, get out.

HE I think I could make you very happy.
SHE Why? Are you leaving?

HE What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE Can I have your name?
SHE Why? Don't you already have one?

HE Shall we go see a movie?
SHE I've already seen it.

HE Where have you been all my life?
SHE Hiding from you.

HE Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE Is this seat empty?
SHE Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE So, what do you do for a living?
SHE I'm a female impersonator.

HE Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE Do not enter.

HE Your body is like a temple.
SHE Sorry, there are no services today.

HE If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE Where have you been all my life?
SHE Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. That's pretty cool Val, now I'll now when I'm not wanted.
But I'm tired of going to bars and nightclubs because the women are all stuck -up, so I guess I wont be hearing those kind of remarks anytime soon.

Here in Los Angeles, guys like me listen and abide by a radio disc jockey named Tom Leykis. He's an Expert at getting guys laid and can intrepret Women into English!

You can check out his website at:
www.blowmeuptom.com
Or the radio station where he broadcasts:
www.fmtalki.com

12-02-2005, 08:00 AM	#1
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GotActichwicy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 436 Senior Member	Good one, Val! Very funny. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-24-2005, 08:00 AM	#4
TepSteade Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 493 Senior Member	HE Where have you been all my life?I heard that this weekend I wish I had that come back to tell him !!!! Good one Val!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-27-2006, 08:00 AM	#5
ArrichMer Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 570 Senior Member	OMG! LMFAO! those were great Val I'm gonna have to use some of those some time,hehehe Ok, I'm just kidding guys, I'm not a mean person. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Lgcjqxlw Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 480 Senior Member	ROTFL Those were funny Val! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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q9h9pPne Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 467 Senior Member	LOL....good one Val. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-08-2006, 08:00 AM	#8
koebforfrn Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 478 Senior Member	Ways To Turn Men Down A friend sent me this: WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN HE Can I buy you a drink? SHE Actually I'd rather have the money. HE I'm a photographer. I've been looking fora face like yours. SHE I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE I must've been given your share. HE Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE Your face must turn a few heads. SHE And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE Okay, get out. HE I think I could make you very happy. SHE Why? Are you leaving? HE What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE Can I have your name? SHE Why? Don't you already have one? HE Shall we go see a movie? SHE I've already seen it. HE Where have you been all my life? SHE Hiding from you. HE Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE Is this seat empty? SHE Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE So, what do you do for a living? SHE I'm a female impersonator. HE Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE Do not enter. HE Your body is like a temple. SHE Sorry, there are no services today. HE If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. HE Where have you been all my life? SHE Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Ferrotoral Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 542 Senior Member	I liked the plastic surgeon one. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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seosoftseo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 597 Senior Member	Ok, touche, the women get even! Good ones Val!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-28-2006, 08:00 AM	#11
Ternneowns Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 541 Senior Member	Originally posted by Therrall OMG! LMFAO! those were great Val I'm gonna have to use some of those some time,hehehe Ok, I'm just kidding guys, I'm not a mean person. Phew! That's a relief! I was going to use some of those on you myself! Hey those were funny Val! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-15-2006, 08:00 AM	#12
DEMassteers Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 453 Senior Member	I have to remember some of those! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-31-2006, 08:00 AM	#13
casinobonusnolimit Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 439 Senior Member	LMAO!! I've never heard any of those before...I'm happy to say!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-11-2006, 08:00 AM	#14
HenriRow Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 480 Senior Member	Originally posted by ValJ A friend sent me this: WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN HE Can I buy you a drink? SHE Actually I'd rather have the money. HE I'm a photographer. I've been looking fora face like yours. SHE I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE I must've been given your share. HE Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE Your face must turn a few heads. SHE And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE Okay, get out. HE I think I could make you very happy. SHE Why? Are you leaving? HE What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE Can I have your name? SHE Why? Don't you already have one? HE Shall we go see a movie? SHE I've already seen it. HE Where have you been all my life? SHE Hiding from you. HE Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE Is this seat empty? SHE Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE So, what do you do for a living? SHE I'm a female impersonator. HE Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE Do not enter. HE Your body is like a temple. SHE Sorry, there are no services today. HE If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. HE Where have you been all my life? SHE Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. That's pretty cool Val, now I'll now when I'm not wanted. But I'm tired of going to bars and nightclubs because the women are all stuck -up, so I guess I wont be hearing those kind of remarks anytime soon. Here in Los Angeles, guys like me listen and abide by a radio disc jockey named Tom Leykis. He's an Expert at getting guys laid and can intrepret Women into English! You can check out his website at: www.blowmeuptom.com Or the radio station where he broadcasts: www.fmtalki.com Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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