[Attarderb]

LOL!!

"You sing along with the elevator music"..I'm getting old.

[AsmViktor]

Thanks Stacey. After reading that I feel so much better about being in my early 30s! I'm still young! LOL

[VanDerSmok]

THREE?? I got FOUR! I never felt to old.

[dmitrynts]

Hey!!! I'm not old!!!
I sing to elevator music

[Neitteloxesia]

Occasionally, while I'm napping, Mom will wonder if I'm dead or alive.

[L8fGLM4d]

I'm not that old, but I find that I can relate to WAY too many of those!!!

[Arrocousa]

PBS Rocks and I'm only 17. Robot Wars and Red Dwarf!Ow I hurt my self maybe I am getting old.

[Dogxzysl]

Originally posted by Sarg
LOL Thanks for posting that, Stacy! I feel much better now because I can only relate to two of those. TWO? LOL!! I got three. I guess I'll be farting dust any day now. LOL

[i32I7qyH]

Hey, I know people who donate to PBS, it's a fantastic station, but not nearly as good as the weather channel! By the way, I REALLY like my free with donation PBS mousepad!

[Beerinkol]

LOL Thanks for posting that, Stacy! I feel much better now because I can only relate to two of those.

[Rjvpicux]

But my lawnmower does look good

You also know when you're getting old when you start asking people " Do I come here often?".

[UrUROFlS]

You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

You are proud of your lawn mower.

Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.

Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

You sing along with the elevator music.

You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.

You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"

You have a dream about prunes.

You answer a question with "Because I said so!"

You send money to PBS.

The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

You take a metal detector to the beach.

You wear black socks with sandals.

You know what the word equity means.

You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

Your ears are hairier than your head.

You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

You got cable for the weather channel.

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.