[CHyLmxDr]

Anyone know of some good cure or pain relief for this? ( Yes, I know I'm a hypocrite and should go to the doctors). I've been living on veg, sticking depositaries up my arse and alcohol is the only thing relieving the pain. Its the size of a fucking marble! Thoughts?

[Filling25]

how about preperation H?

[Knqzjbmf]

how about preperation H?

What's that?

[squicscor]

What's that?

It's a cream you whipe in the effected area.

[lollypopz]

its a cream for treating piles

[daasayse]

http://www.preparationh.com/index.asp

[chadnezzrr]

Hmmm... have to see if I can find that stuff when the alcohol wears off, thanks!

[DaleJrGirl]

I didn't know what a hemorrhoid was (Do NOT to to google images...)
But one of the articles I read said to put ice on it for ten minutes, followed by a warm compress and to keep it as dry as possible.

[celddiskend]

Hmmm... have to see if I can find that stuff when the alcohol wears off, thanks!

no problem next time dont ask for medical advice on here though go to the damn doctor

[gogFloark]

[quote]i didn't know what a hemorrhoid was (do not to to google images...)
but one of the articles i read said to put ice on it for ten minutes, followed by a warm compress and to keep it as dry as possible.

[Snweyuag]

but then the doctor might actually be able to re-insert the troubled area.....problem gone then

[TRASIAOREXOLA]

no problem next time dont ask for medical advice on here though go to the damn doctor

Thanks! Our doctors are free so I guess I look even more stupid than you lot asking for advice Still isn't comfortable having a middle aged podgy Indian look up my arse, you get my point?

[foltdan]

i think they cut it off and make your ass all cute again

quit letting the misses stick things up your ass!

[Dfvgthyju]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobby's_Piles

[embefuri]

Its the size of a fucking marble! Thoughts?

That's why they are also called " grapes ".

[NowFloabDow]

nah...my ex had passionfruits they were HUGE...he had em cut off in hospital and hasnt looked back..


(ha...hasnt looked "Back")

I "Crack" myself up....HA!

[Fekliopas]

nah...my ex had passionfruits they were HUGE...he had em cut off in hospital and hasnt looked back..


(ha...hasnt looked "Back")

I "Crack" myself up....HA!

Thanks! A stay in hospital is all I need a week before I have to move house!

[EmxATW5m]

Thanks! A stay in hospital is all I need a week before I have to move house!

It was only overnight....but, yeah.....he couldnt walk properly for a while afterwards.

[b7RKli4l]

doctor tomorrow ok

[f6HLLFcw]

I was going to sort out the shed today and take a load of stuff down the dump (not to mention risking getting bitten by big spiders!) Why dosent anyone take an illness seriously if it involves a naughty bit? Fuck me, this is really painful, more than when I nearly died of peritonitis.