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Old 05-26-2009, 03:39 AM   #1
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Default Free Viagra for the unemployed, says Pfizer
Source: Newsscientist.com

FREE Viagra for the unemployed! Pharmaceutical company Pfizer earned this catchy headline this week with its plans to make 70 products free to US residents who have lost their job.
Anybody who has been taking one of the 70 drugs for at least three months and became unemployed after 1 January this year can apply.
"We all know people who have been laid off recently and have lost their health insurance, making it difficult for them to pay for healthcare," says company executive Jorge Puente.
The decision is not all about patients, however. It also reflects Pfizer's concern for the bottom line: people cut costs when they lose their job, which may involve switching to a competitor's drugs.
Many of the drugs on the list, including painkiller Celebrex, face competition from rival products. A generic version of another Pfizer top-earner, the cholesterol medicine Lipitor, is set to be introduced in 2011.
By giving away some drugs for a limited period, market analysts say Pfizer will keep patients loyal to its brand during hard times.
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:41 AM   #2
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But why not free birth control??? Fuckers.
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:50 AM   #3
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But why not free birth control??? Fuckers.
They overlooked that. When people are jobless they hav all the time in the world................
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:51 AM   #4
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They overlooked that. When people are jobless they hav all the time in the world................
And will be making babies they can't afford to feed, obviously.
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:52 AM   #5
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Population explosion during a recession.
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:56 AM   #6
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smart move pfuckers!
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Old 05-26-2009, 04:13 AM   #7
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so babies conceived of this era will be called what the V-generation
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Old 05-26-2009, 04:29 AM   #8
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hey if you cant work may as well be able to fuck all day just sayin......
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Old 05-26-2009, 04:39 AM   #9
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Just what everyone needs.... a 3 day erection....
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