[huylibizonoff]

yeah i'll really rush out and get that one

[Extipletape]

http://www.i-mockery.com/musicreview...led.php?id=904

Artist: Macho Man Randy Savage
Album: "Be a Man"
Label: Big3 Entertainment
Genre: Hip Hop/Rap

Reviewer: Angryhydralisk
Review: Just when you thought you've heard everything. Angry rock/rap bands, Pop Stars that masturbate, GWAR, Clowns with joker cards and, video game music, a guy who's song "Because I got high" was number 1 in America, canadian wannabe punks, and other shit. Just when you think you've heard it all, then grandpa professional wrestler makes a rap album and disses HULK HOGAN while touring at places like K-Mart to get autographs from all his fans, whether they're white trash kids who try to cuss like them wrestlers do or them there old-school wrestling fans who remember those great days when Macho Man jumped off the fucking top rope and landed an elbow drop on his opponent and got a 3-count.

So is this album any good? I'm willing to listen to all 14 songs and review cach one. The intro is dumb as shit and it's ridiculous. I'm Back simply lets us know that ol' Randy is back and kickin'. It has a good mix of acoustic guitars and some beats and gives props to the whole Big3 group. Ru Ready is pretty catchy and cool. that guy singing the chorus reminds me of Anybody Killa. If ABK didn't have a lisp, they would sound kinda similar but that's just me. If Macho Man did songs live this song would kick ass. Hit the Floor features some guy named Dj Kool with MAcho Man going OOO YEEEAAHH while the guy is like gimme a hell yeah! Funny shit.

Let's Get it On is about kicking butt (not ass, BUTT) and Macho man. The next song is Remember Me. With a song named I'm Back and unless the listener's got no patience to listen to more than 2 songs, we probably haven't forgot you yet. Then we get a song called Tear it up is a mix of rock 'n' roll and hip-hop and this song is cheesy. Macho Thang features some chick named AJA. This song is hilarious because it's Macho Man talking about big pimpin' and stuff. It sounds odd coming from a wrestler but it's funny seeing Macho Man at the most says damn in a song. No bitches, no booty, yes to the word butt but he only kicks butt. Good song.

Now, we get to the most significant song of the album aka the only song Randy took the time to WRITE. Yes, the song BE A MAN. Macho Man dissesHogan for EVERYHTING. The collect calls, the shitty movies he was in, EVERYTHING. "C'mon Hogan, don't be skurred, you runnin' from AMcho that's what I hurd". Macho wants to kick Hogan in the butt and wash his mouth out with soap. This song is serious, yet HILARIOUS. If you're not going to buy this album, at least dl this one for a laugh. Hey, maybe with this song, Hogan might give us a big response and maybe we'll see another old guy bust out an album.

The next song Get Back is mediocre and it's another song aobut slammin people and doing the elbow drop. Feel the Madness sounds very rockish a the start, then it goes into rap mode and e get to hear words like "derrier" and a corny chorus. What's That All About is the love song mentioned on his site and it sounds like something you'd hear on MTV, just replace R&B singer with professional wrestler. Gonna Be Trouble is a song about what hapens if you start shit with Macho Man. It's an ok song.

Now for the last song on this album, called My Perfect Friend. It's a heartwarming song dedicated to Curt Hennig also known as Mr. Perfect. Despite the fact the man died from a cocaine overdose, it's a good tribute to a good wrestler.

Overall, if you liked Hulk hogan's rock album or bought it for a laugh,t en I highly recommend you buy this. Sure Macho isn't original and was compared to ICP for the fact you know he wrote the music. That's some funny stuff right there. I give the lyrics a 9 ebcause I give credit to a rapper who dosen't say "*****", "fuck", "bitch", and "bling-bling" 480356455454 times in their albums. Macho Man will just kick your butt instead. The sound quality is good, it is odd to see macho man as a rapper of all things, and the album art is nothing special, but it leaves so many possibilities of wrestlers and music....

We could get a Mark Henry R&B album, or maybe a jim ross slobberknocker of an album...or even....a Wrestling boot traveling band reunion! Then the Hulkster can rap and we'll have the goofiest rap feud since the Whitey Dork from Warren and the Insane Clown Potheads! or maybe I imagine too much and 14.99 was a bit much for this album. Fuck it, it's good times nonetheless.

Originality: 2
Lyrics: 9
Sound Quality: 10
Musicianship: 5
Album Art: 4
Overall: 9

My comments: Ok first off how damn cool that Macho made a song about Kurt Hennig.(waves lighter in air)

2nd...I might have to download some of these songs...the idea of Macho rapping is so odd it makes you wanna buy the cd just too hear what its all about.

[ February 12, 2005, 02:48 AM: Message edited by: Anti-Hero ]