[agracias]

[You cannot see the link as you're not logged in. Click here to login or here to register.]

Photo: Todd Thille. Used by permission. MeatWater (C) Liquid Innovations.
If this economy is getting you down, our friends at MeatWater, the “high-efficiency survival beverage,” have a prescription. A prescription for techno:

[You cannot see the link as you're not logged in. Click here to login or here to register.]

Now, perhaps this is just a crass ploy for MeatWater to sell more of their MeatWater-protein drinks, which come in flavors like Gyros, Beef Stroganof, Hungarian BBQ, and Dirty Hot Dog. But if there’s one thing I believe in more than the health-giving power of proteins, it’s in the stimulating power of techno. I’m steps away from the stock market, so I may take this on a boom box and hold it out front of the exchange, [You cannot see the link as you're not logged in. Click here to login or here to register.]. Well, until I get [You cannot see the link as you're not logged in. Click here to login or here to register.].

I mean, who can feel anything but bullish as four beats pound confidently on the … floor?

By the way, if you’re wondering, just … don’t. There’s not really a rational explanation.

You can talk to the bottles on [You cannot see the link as you're not logged in. Click here to login or here to register.]. They like German. (send them some German techno, okay?)



[You cannot see the link as you're not logged in. Click here to login or here to register.]