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04-03-2006, 10:28 PM | #9 |
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P face=ArialSigns showing you might be from Canada...PP face=Arial size=3You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".PP face=Arial size=3You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."PP face=Arial size=3You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.PP face=Arial size=3You drink Pop, not Soda.PP face=Arial size=3You know that a Mickey and 2-4's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!"PP face=Arial size=3You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.PP face=Arial size=3You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.PP face=Arial size=3You drive on a highway, not a freeway.PP face=Arial size=3You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.PP face=Arial size=3You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.PP face=Arial size=3You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.PP face=Arial size=3You ag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion, Michael J. Fox, John Candy, William Shatner, Tom Green, Matthew Perry, Mike Myers, Neve Campbell, Pamela Anderson Lee many more, are Canadians.PP face=Arial size=3You know that the CEO of American Airlines is a Canadian.PP face=Arial size=3You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.PP face=Arial size=3You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed".PP face=Arial size=3Your local newspaper covers national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.PP face=Arial size=3You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work.PP face=Arial size=3You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.PP face=Arial size=3You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.PP face=Arial size=3You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".PP face=Arial size=3You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.PP face=Arial size=3You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.PP face=Arial size=3"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, "Huh?"PP face=ArialYou say "aboot" instead of "about"BRBRYour Beer Case handles Are Big Enough To Fit Your MittsBRBRWhen you own 5 pairs of hockey skates and only one pair of shoes.BRBRYou know that we don't all live in igloos and ride polar bears to work.BRBREvery murder is reported.BRBRYou can understand Jean Chr?tien (most of the time, anyway)BRBRYou froze your tongue to something metal and survived to tell about it.PP face=Arial size=3You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your Canadian friends!!! And then you send them to your American friends just to confuse them... further!PP face=ArialPP face=ArialPP face=ArialPP face=ArialLoving you all x x xP
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04-04-2006, 12:44 AM | #10 |
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