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P align=centerIMG height=110 src="http:www.funpages.comchocolatetit2.gif" width=305 align=center border=0PBRBRBRP align=centerIMG height=85 src="http:www.funpages.comchocolateheart_chocolate _open_close_md_clr.gif" width=100 align=center border=0P align=centerCENTER cellSpacing=5 cellPadding=7 width="80%" bgColor=ead5d5 border=2 width="100%"P align=center face=Arial 000000 size=4If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.PBRBR cellSpacing=5 cellPadding=7 width="80%" bgColor=ead5d5 border=2 width="100%"P align=center face=Arial size=4Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.PBRBR cellSpacing=5 cellPadding=7 width="80%" bgColor=ead5d5 border=2 width="100%"P align=center face=Arial size=4The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.PBRBR cellSpacing=5 cellPadding=7 width="80%" bgColor=ead5d5 border=2 width="100%"P align=center face=Arial size=4Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.PBRBR cellSpacing=5 cellPadding=7 width="80%" bgColor=ead5d5 border=2 width="100%"P align=center face=Arial size=4A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?PBRBR cellSpacing=5 cellPadding=7 width="80%" bgColor=ead5d5 border=2 width="100%"P align=center face=Arial size=4If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?PBRBR cellSpacing=5 cellPadding=7 width="80%" bgColor=ead5d5 border=2 width="100%"P align=center face=Arial size=4If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.PBRBR cellSpacing=5 cellPadding=7 width="80%" bgColor=ead5d5 border=2 width="100%"P align=center face=Arial size=4If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?PBRBR cellSpacing=5 cellPadding=7 width="80%" bgColor=ead5d5 border=2 width="100%"P align=center face=Arial size=4Money talks. Chocolate sings.PBRBR cellSpacing=5 cellPadding=7 width="80%" bgColor=ead5d5 border=2 width="100%"P align=center face=Arial size=4Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.PBRBR cellSpacing=5 cellPadding=7 width="80%" bgColor=ead5d5 border=2 width="100%"P align=center face=Arial size=4Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit.PBRBR cellSpacing=5 cellPadding=7 width="80%" bgColor=ead5d5 border=2 width="100%"P align=center face=Arial size=4If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated face=Arial 000000 size=4.PBRBR cellSpacing=5 cellPadding=7 width="80%" bgColor=ead5d5 border=2 width="100%"P align=center face=Arial size=4Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.PBRIMG height=100 src="http:www.funpages.comchocolatechocolate_bunny _showcase_md_clr.gif" width=100 border=0CENTER