[AnetTeilor]

Okay, this is just getting stupid This time- and I can't believe I'm actually typing this- SYLVESTER THE CAT showed up.

I don't know if he just took the form because he chose it, if his name is sylvester, if he tapped something in my mind that is symbolized by the cartoon character, or what.

But there he was, hovering over me in sleep paralysis. Trying to attack. He couldn't really get past my protective shield. I attacked him back. Then I got back into my body. And was sooooo annoyed.

I mean, what the hell did I ever to do him? Why are there negs that attack for no reason? Why are there negative people who attack for no reason? "I thought I taw a puddy tat! I did! I did saw a puddy tat!"

[JanetMorris]

Dwellers on the treshold have always taken on "ridiculously cute" forms for me... The first one was a 10 year old kid sitting on me and teasing me... The second one was a cute mouse-ferret looking thing... The third one was a very young boy, though he did not attack me -- rather, he helped me out of body.

I don't know why I've seen these things and not evil old women, dark figures with glowing red eyes and giant teeth, or giant insects as most have... I guess we've got something in common here

[noingenah]

"I thought I taw a puddy tat! I did! I did saw a puddy tat!" Would it make me a bad person to say that this is the best neg attack thread EVAR?

He didn't slobber all over you, did he? Ew.

[AnetTeilor]

kiwibonga: Dwellers on the treshold have always taken on "ridiculously cute" forms for me... Now that I remember, I have had dwellers attack me in the form of an Evil Teddy Bear, and an Evil Doll. But those were dwellers, inner demons, from childhood trauma.

This thing, I don't think was a dweller, coming from inside me. Because he manifested outside my protective shield.

Would it make me a bad person to say that this is the best neg attack thread EVAR? Ha ha! Very funny!

But I'm thinking I understand the Sylvester thing. If you remember what the old cartoons were like. Always sneaking up on tweety bird with evil on his mind.

[+++Poguru+++]

I don't know what to say. Except "You did! You did taw a puddy tat!"
Sorry.

[AnetTeilor]

Palehorse Redivivus: Would it make me a bad person to say that this is the best neg attack thread EVAR? I have given it some thought, and yes it would..."BAD SQUISHY!" *spank*

[noingenah]

Palehorse Redivivus: Would it make me a bad person to say that this is the best neg attack thread EVAR?

I have given it some thought, and yes it would..."BAD SQUISHY!" *spank* Does that mean no mead and wenches for meee? *puppydog eyes*

[JanetMorris]

This thing, I don't think was a dweller, coming from inside me. Because he manifested outside my protective shield.

Well... Your perceptions reach outside the protective shield... Anything you can see becomes part of your inner world and can be modified subjectively...

[AnetTeilor]

Does that mean no mead and wenches for meee? *puppydog eyes* Don't be silly darling. I was think more along the lines of a plague of locusts and toads, with a pox thrown in the mix. Or maybe I could make your faucets run with blood?

[noingenah]

As appetizing as that sounds...

You should make it rain wenches, and have the faucets run with mead! I mean c'mon, a happy (if slightly inebriated) prophet is a productive prophet, riiiight?

*prophesizes productively while plastered*

(And if you can say that ten times fast sober, you probably deserve a cult following )

[AnetTeilor]

Okay, so we have established that you are thoroughly corrupt. Are you sure you wouldn't be more comfortable working for the Christian God? I'd going to start taking applications for a new Prophet.