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[emorbimefed]

Sorry I put this in the wrong area. It was supposed to be in shoot the shit section: Moderators little help in moving it?

[DoctorBeny]

Good one. That's funny.

[DraidodaRip]

Best one I saw, or rather heard:

I was in the line & in front of me this women was complaining about rude ppl in the parking lot, it was around the holidays........

Anyway when she leave the next women in line says loud, she is lying, I saw what happen & she was the rude one........

As she is saying this that women comes back in & is loud & kinda hysterical...

"I can't believe anyone would slash my tires"............ SO they took her to the side to call the cops or a tow truck..........

When she is gone the women continues to tell the story:

That women had cut off some old man in the parking lot & took the parking space.. When he protested, mildly, about her cutting him off for that space he was waiting for, she walked passed his car & flipped him off.......

So I guess when she went inside the old man got out & slashed all four tires & drove off.........

Hopefully she learned a valuable lesson.............

I think most of us in ear shod did...........lol

[oemcheapdownload]

Best one I saw, or rather heard:

I was in the line & in front of me this women was complaining about rude ppl in the parking lot, it was around the holidays........

Anyway when she leave the next women in line says loud, she is lying, I saw what happen & she was the rude one........

As she is saying this that women comes back in & is loud & kinda hysterical...

"I can't believe anyone would slash my tires"............ SO they took her to the side to call the cops or a tow truck..........

When she is gone the women continues to tell the story:

That women had cut off some old man in the parking lot & took the parking space.. When he protested, mildly, about her cutting him off for that space he was waiting for, she walked passed his car & flipped him off.......

So I guess when she went inside the old man got out & slashed all four tires & drove off.........

Hopefully she learned a valuable lesson.............

I think most of us in ear shod did...........lol

An old man who don't take no shit!