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WOMEN'S ENGLISH: TRANSLATED
Written by The Elder


1. Yes

• (REALLY MEANS) No

2. No

• (REALLY MEANS) Yes

3. Maybe

• (REALLY MEANS) No

4. We need

• (REALLY MEANS) I want

5. I am sorry

• (REALLY MEANS) You'll be sorry

6. We need to talk

• (REALLY MEANS) You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead

• (REALLY MEANS) You better not

8. Do what you want

• (REALLY MEANS) You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset

• (REALLY MEANS) Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're very attentive tonight

• (REALLY MEANS) Is sex all you ever think about?

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