[milfovoxapl]

As Osama Bin Laden starts to walk towards the pearly gates, to his “12 virgins”, he is met by George Washington. Mr. Washington whacks him across the face and shouts “How dare you destroy the country that I helped conceive”.
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted “You wanted to end our liberties but you failed”.
James Madison then came along and kicked him in the groin and made another such comment.
69 other such incidents happened and Osama was really getting a bit pissed off by now and he screams out.
“This was not what i was promised!”

To which a heavenly voice replied, “What did you think I said? I told you that there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you”!

[fotodemujerahldesnugdo]

funny..........

[FoetAgerhot46]

As Osama Bin Laden starts to walk towards the pearly gates, to his “12 virgins”, he is met by George Washington. Mr. Washington whacks him across the face and shouts “How dare you destroy the country that I helped conceive”.
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted “You wanted to end our liberties but you failed”.
James Madison then came along and kicked him in the groin and made another such comment.
69 other such incidents happened and Osama was really getting a bit pissed off by now and he screams out.
“This was not what i was promised!”

To which a heavenly voice replied, “What did you think I said? I told you that there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you”!

Funny................

I think the forefathers would have not let themselves become involved in something like this..........

Unlike many of our current crop of leaders, they had no inherent hate for Islam nor a lust for what those "savages posses".......

I think that as I recall the part about NOT being involved in foreign conflicts...

[XqrkN4a0]

Funny................

I think the forefathers would have not let themselves become involved in something like this..........

Unlike many of our current crop of leaders, they had no inherent hate for Islam nor a lust for what those "savages posses".......

I think that as I recall the part about NOT being involved in foreign conflicts...

yes, i c/p it from my work forum, a quick laugh, but no so funny when you think about it.

[Drugsonl]

yes, i c/p it from my work forum, a quick laugh, but no so funny when you think about it.

Back in the day American colonist, like all British subjects were addicted to tea....... Rather than going out & engaging in hostile actions & take overs of exotic places like Ceylon (Buddhist Sri Lanka) they switched us over to coffee, a product free of all that........

[Flefebleaft]

Back in the day American colonist, like all British subjects were addicted to tea....... Rather than going out & engaging in hostile actions & take overs of exotic places like Ceylon (Buddhist Sri Lanka) they switched us over to coffee, a product free of all that........

Yeah, I've always wondered if the Boston Tea Party was some kind of political use of advertising haox created by tricksters John Hancock and Samual Adams.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Tea_Party
Bostonians even joked that "Sam Adams writes the letters [to newspapers] and John Hancock pays the postage".




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[snunsebrugs]

Dude...you really have to learn how to do this!

[MedicineForUs]

Bin Laden's last facebook post


BRB...someone's at the door.

[DeilMikina]

Dude...you really have to learn how to do this!

I know, right?! This board is stupid & gay.

[hereiamguy]

I know, right?! This board is stupid & gay.

Everyone at DCJ is not stupid, but by comparison to other message boards, we do seem to get more than our share.

If this board is gay does that mean we all are all supposed to be gay? Because I am pretty sure I am straight, I am married to a woman. Does that mean I am straight? I think so. Could it mean that you are gay? In which case welcome, no one here really cares except one psycho named AKGandy, (scared closet case).

And, what about Lesbians, Bisexual, and Transgendered, do they count as Gay as well? I don't think so because they are always so careful at Stonewall Democrats, the GLBT wing of the Democratic Party, to say so. They say "GLBT," but then I have seen "LGBT" also. Do you think that matters?

Maybe you should have just left it at stupid and forgotten about the gay stuff. These guys did not answer my email, maybe I sounded confused. You think? Well, as long as no one is getting hurt, WTF! (Sorry, I am just a smart-assed Southern Californian we laugh at the rest of America about this all the time).





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[MoreEndotte]

I know, right?! This board is stupid & gay.

Gay doesn't bother me.

"Stupid" on the other hand is a concern.

Take my little buddy SurferBoy for example.

I worry about him.

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[CoiI8XIj]

Gay doesn't bother me.
"Stupid" on the other hand is a concern.
Take my little buddy SurferBoy for example....
I worry about him......

So, you are so totally lacking in original thought that all you steal from my quotation, and try to pass it off as your own idea?

Everyone at DCJ is not stupid, but by comparison to other message boards, we do seem to get more than our share.
If this board is gay does that mean .....

Gandy just has to drag me into his crap........ I think he may be gay for me. Gandy worries about me? Did I mention I am married to a woman, and not the blow up kind that Gandy has! Sounds more like lust love to me! But, he will never ever get a taste of the good stuff, unless it is to kiss my ass.



Just maybe Gandy really was going to come to L. A. as he threatened 'to teach me a lesson.' Does anyone in DCJ believe any member of this forum would travel from the east coast to the west coast to kick another poster's ass? Gandy needs professional some help. But, I guess he will do anything to get me on the ground in male to male action!




Now take a look at my garbage post. I only do this rarely. The only way you reach a moron like AKGandy is to kick him at his level. Apologies to my fellow DCJ members for wasting your time, and behaving like a 12 year old. I must confess I rather enjoyed it!

[Mifsnavassy]

Funny................

I think the forefathers would have not let themselves become involved in something like this..........

Unlike many of our current crop of leaders, they had no inherent hate for Islam nor a lust for what those "savages posses".......

I think that as I recall the part about NOT being involved in foreign conflicts...

There is no inherent hate. They earned it with their actions.

I would be willing to bet that if something like this happened during colonial times everybody of that type would have been persecuted for it.

[gfkasjhfg]

So, you are so totally lacking in original thought that all you steal from my quotation, and try to pass it off as your own idea?

I didn't steal your quote............. oh simpleton.

I simply explained that I'm concerned about the truly stupid.

Like you.

No different than being concerned about a stray dog.

Gandy just has to drag me into his crap........

See?

That's exactly what I'm talking about.

YOU brought my name up first (post #11), but are too stupid to remember.

I think he may be gay for me. Gandy worries about me? Did I mention I am married to a woman, and not the blow up kind that Gandy has! Sounds more like lust love to me! But, he will never ever get a taste of the good stuff, unless it is to kiss my ass.

Wishful thinking on your part only.

Besides, you're the one that bragged about having an "open lifestyle."

But hey, we have a lot of gay guys on here (which is fine by me) that you can interact with.

Just maybe Gandy really was going to come to L. A. as he threatened 'to teach me a lesson.' Does anyone in DCJ believe any member of this forum would travel from the east coast to the west coast to kick another poster's ass? Gandy needs professional some help. But, I guess he will do anything to get me on the ground in male to male action!

You can relax pussy boy.

You certainly aren't worth me wasting money just to come see you.

Besides, I never said anything about "kicking your ass."

Just one more thing (like Minty being a mod, Cosby being me, Cosby being under review, etc., etc.) that you've lied about.

By the way, I see you backed off on those things real quick.

Maybe there's a live brain cell in that head of yours after all.

Given your attention span, you probably just forgot about them though.

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[inchaaruutaa]

I didn't steal your quote............. oh simpleton.
I simply explained that I'm concerned about the truly stupid.
Like you.
No different than being concerned about a stray dog.
See?
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
YOU brought my name up first (post #11), but are too stupid to remember.
Wishful thinking on your part only.
Besides, you're the one that bragged about having an "open lifestyle."
But hey, we have a lot of gay guys on here (which is fine by me) that you can interact with.
You can relax pussy boy.
You certainly aren't worth me wasting money just to come see you.
Besides, I never said anything about "kicking your ass."
Just one more thing (like Minty being a mod, Cosby being me, Cosby being under review, etc., etc.) that you've lied about.
By the way, I see you backed off on those things real quick.
Maybe there's a live brain cell in that head of yours after all.
Given your attention span, you probably just forgot about them though.

My wife, as she has done before was viewing DCJ, and asked me a simple question, "Why do you waste your time with this childish banter?" I laughed and confessed that it makes me feel good to kick ignorant ass.

She responded, "To what purpose, does it make you feel better to beat up on lesser writers." I admitted that was true to some degree, but at this time in DCJ there is a very real battlefied that involves First Amendment rights, foreign/communist propaganda, and absolute ignorance about the facts of what is going on in the world."

She said you are as bad as your brother, your attitude MUST prevail. I was a little perturbed at that remark, and responded that like anyone on a message board it is more important to have the winning argument than it is to dominate. It is the nature of the beast.

She came back. If that is how you want to spend your time with a bunch of complainers go ahead. Maybe we should consider selling our beach side home and becoming flatlanders. We would save a lot more money. If you are just going to waste you time on the internet, why do you need this place?

I told her I spend a lot of time on the deck, and walk on the beach a couple times a week. Here is DCJ with all kinds of American venom coming out. I am a part of that venom, and it makes me feel good to vent it. I then suggested my wife sell her sports car because all she needed was transportation, and wouldn't a Toyota do nicely? After sleeping on the couch for most of last night, we have decided I should continue to enjoy myself at DCJ. Tonight, it will be her way, and make up.........





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[Olympicdreams]

My wife, as she has done before was viewing DCJ, and asked me a simple question, "Why do you waste your time with this childish banter?" I laughed and confessed that it makes me feel good to kick ignorant ass.

She responded, "To what purpose, does it make you feel better to beat up on lesser writers." I admitted that was true to some degree, but at this time in DCJ there is a very real battlefied that involves First Amendment rights, foreign/communist propaganda, and absolute ignorance about the facts of what is going on in the world."

She said you are as bad as your brother, your attitude MUST prevail. I was a little perturbed at that remark, and responded that like anyone on a message board it is more important to have the winning argument than it is to dominate. It is the nature of the beast.

She came back. If that is how you want to spend your time with a bunch of complainers go ahead. Maybe we should consider selling our beach side home and becoming flatlanders. We would save a lot more money. If you are just going to waste you time on the internet, why do you need this place?

I told her I spend a lot of time on the deck, and walk on the beach a couple times a week. Here is DCJ with all kinds of American venom coming out. I am a part of that venom, and it makes me feel good to vent it. I then suggested my wife sell her sports car because all she needed was transportation, and wouldn't a Toyota do nicely? After sleeping on the couch for most of last night, we have decided I should continue to enjoy myself at DCJ. Tonight, it will be her way, and make up.........
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Good for you.

You found someone to pat you on the back and salvage a little of your battered ego.



PS. Tell your wife that I am impressed if she actually used the phrase "lesser writers".............with a straight face.

I'll bet that took a lot of skill on her part, to make you believe it.







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[enentique]

Good for you.
You found someone to pat you on the back and salvage a little of your battered ego.
PS. Tell your wife that I am impressed if she actually used the phrase "lesser writers".............with a straight face.
I'll bet that took a lot of skill on her part, to make you believe it..

On the contrary, my ego is not battered, quite the opposite. People who know me, and those at DCJ know I often have to muzzle my tongue because I burn little pricks like you too fast. I do not want to be seen as a bully like you are.

It is amusing when an ego like yours can be brought to the surface for the DCJ member enjoyment. Were you not the guy that was going to jump a plane to California to 'shut my mouth?' You looked like such a fool!!!

You don't understanding your limitations, or know how far you can stretch in a crunch time. You have run away from me in three threads, and I know how to make you do it again. And, I really want to draw this out!!!

Self-confidence - sure - important for one and all, but tempering (even if you don't really feel it), with humility is the key to successful gaming in business! It is important for one to honestly appraise themselves, positive and negative, to win AT ANYTHING. Sorry, I went over your head again, didn't I?



Many here at DCJ like to play with your head,
Mr. Legend-in-your-own-mind.

The topic of this thread is;

bin Ladens eternal reward

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[sapedotru]

On the contrary, my ego is not battered, quite the opposite. People who know me, and those at DCJ know I often have to muzzle my tongue because I burn little pricks like you too fast. I do not want to be seen as a bully like you are.

What a misplaced ego.

I love the fact that you can get your ass whupped...but you're still scrappy and willing to come back for more.

I'm impressed.


I, like others, have been known to get carried away when I do things well, but it is far more interesting when I can bring egos like yours to the surface for the amusement of DCJ members. Were you not the guy that was going to jump a plane to California to 'shut my mouth?" You looked like such a fool!!! Not only has your ego overloaded your common sense, you're now lying again.

Please show all members here where I said I was going to "jump a plane to California to 'shut your mouth."

When you can't find it, please at least try to salvage a little of your credibility and come back and tell everyone that like most of what you post......it was a lie and hyperbole.


You don't understanding your limitations, or know how far you can stretch in a crunch time. You have run away from me in three threads, and I know how to make you do it again. Wow, your lying knows no bounds.

Show me where I "ran away from you"... in even one thread.

Then I will show everyone where I listed the things you've lied about...and you didn't even try to refute one of them.


Self-confidence - sure - important for one and all, but tempering (even if you don't really feel it), with humility is the key to successful gaming in business!
Sorry, I went over your head again, didn't I? The only thing that "goes over my head" with you, is what kind of drugs you're on.

You've consistently lied about Cosby, Minty and myself.

You don't have a clue of what you're talking about.

In fact, I don't think you even believe yourself anymore.


I like to play with your head, Mr. Legend-in-your-own-mind.. For the last time...I told you that I'm not letting you play with my head.

I told you I wasn't into that stuff, so find a real gay guy to ask to fulfill your fantasies.


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[fount_pirat]

I told you I wasn't into that stuff, so find a real gay guy to ask to fulfill your fantasies.

Someone should really stop you from embarrassing yourself.
If you did not have facts so muddled in your mind, I might respond.
You are like a train wreck. I do not want to look, but I can not help myself!!!




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[gariharlj]

If you did not have facts so muddled in your mind, I might respond.

So you are, in essence......... admitting that you lied.

Thanks for that.


Of course everyone knew that anyway.



See ya liar.

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